You are an absolute dirtbag 🤣
12.03.2026 20:36
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You are an absolute dirtbag 🤣
Watched I Swear last night. Started crying ten minutes in and didn't really stop for the rest of the film, even when I was laughing. Treat yourself to this, it's an incredible film.
True! Will report back.
OK, height wise I can't really argue, but the crow's feet might've given me away 😒
I can actually smell nice things!
Lovely walk through Stanley Park today. Spring has definitely sprung.
Cannon balls was right there. Absolute morons.
P.S. It's in November, before anyone asks.
Be loud, be weird and never dilute or shrink yourself for others. Happy #InternationalWomensDay
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Oh baby, come to mama.
Your hair is gorgeous!
Rude 🤣
I like a man who can handle a power tool 🤣
I'll make sure to pluck my top lip 😉
I'm honoured 🤣 no touching the shower cap though, you'll look like you've stolen a cash box for days.
Watching Tobey Maguire's Spiderman with hair dye and a shower cap on, if you were wondering where all the sexy went.
Older and wiser 😉
I'm very experienced in craving biscuits!
I miss making a tit of myself on World Book Day. Once had to split up a fight dressed as Tigger.
Get yourself some custard creams and eat them in the traditional way!
At an ex-pupil's 18th birthday party, no less. Good times.
A thread.
Had one of these situations at The Orchid Garden. Tight cow tried to take the tip off her own bill. Not on my watch, Missy.
Current mood: sitting in the wardrobe in the hope that a way into Narnia materialises. Enough of this 'working for a living' bullshit.
Bet he's sweating now.
Word.
I am scandalised.
Fucking hell. Watch Bridgerton my friend said. It's a period drama, you'll love it, she said. Season 1, episode 6 is just non-stop shagging.
