Erin Morley

Tomorrow afternoon I get all 4 wisdoms teeth removed at 48 years old.

Literally fuck me.

I want a Wendy’s baconator

a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face . ALT: a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face .

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than move back to the states right now.

What an absolute clown show this is shaping up to be.

I think I’ll stay put.

Was set to go see our new puppy today but did it through FaceTime instead.
He will be home with us last week in December!
Any experiences going from one to 2 dogs? Let’s hear it!
I’m so excited!

#dogs #newpuppy #pugs #pugpuppy

Welp, I’m here.

I’m in Europe and I’m absolutely setting my alarm for 2am to watch Iron Mike knock the dance floor out of that puss.

#miketyson