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Covering the Minnesota Timberwolves and Minnesota Lynx for SB Nation. 82-0 πŸ™ www.canishoopus.com

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Joan Beringer, Enrique Freeman, and Zyon Pullin all available tonight.

This is likely because the Iowa Wolves play the South Bay Lakers tomorrow and are all already in town. This gives them some time to hangout on the bench and be around the NBA club.

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wolves Get Destroyed by the Magic Can Julius Randle Turn His Season Around?

🐺 Two Words: Wolves Pod 🐺

Wolves lost to a mediocre team. What's new? We're back to talk:

β†’ Adam Silver disappointment πŸ‘Ž
β†’ Where is Julius? ❓
β†’ Pace boost 🏁
β†’ Non-Ant mins 🫠
β†’ Rudy resurgence πŸ’ͺ
β†’ RIP RJ Barrett ⚰️

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10.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthony Edwards and the Chase to Join the 30-Points Per Game Club With scoring continuing to rise, Anthony Edwards looks to join one of the NBA’s most exclusive statistical clubs.

Anthony Edwards and the Chase to Join the 30-Points Per Game Club

With his scoring continuing to rise, Anthony Edwards looks to join one of the NBA’s most exclusive statistical clubs.

www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@unrivaledwbb.bsky.social saw a historic season in its second year:

- Generating $45 Million in revenue
- Merch sales up 130%
- Ticket sales up 204%
- Salary cap growth of 115%
- Reaching over 1.2 billion fans digitally
- Seeing record-breaking sellout crowds in Philly and New York

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Joe Ingles the key to unlocking the Timberwolves? πŸ€”

10.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesota Lynx Offseason Update Vol. 13: Titles and Postseason Play ο»ΏEach week, we will provide an update on the Minnesota Lynx players overseas and how they are performing as part of our Lynx Offseason Update series.

It's time for a new Lynx Offseason Update!

In the latest of @hansen13.bsky.social's offseason series, he provides an update on where and how Minnesota Lynx players are performing across the globe. And it was a pretty good week for a few Lynx.

Dive in! ‡️ www.canishoopus.com/minnesota-ly...

09.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Iowa Wolves fell to the Memphis Hustle today, but Joan Beringer had a career-high in points in any professional game he's played! πŸ“ˆ

Joan protected the rim as expected, but showed off the offensive repertoire too πŸ‘€

20 PTS
16 REB (7 OREB)
1 AST
4 BLK
9/11 FG
36 MIN

08.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Magic 119, Timberwolves 92: Matinee Misadventure The Timberwolves five game winning streak comes to a close in another day-game disaster.

Magic 119, Timberwolves 92: Matinee Misadventure

The Timberwolves five game winning streak comes to a close in another day-game disaster.

@reichten.bsky.social has the story from Target Center ‡️

www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

07.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthony Edwards on the team’s poor performance in games with early start time.

β€œI think we got a trend of not being ready to play at two o’clock or one o’clock. I think we did good in Denver and then we came out flat tonight.”

07.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opposing guards continue to think they have a mismatch when Rudy Gobert is guarding them.

07.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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No Kyle Anderson today for the Wolves. Out with Right Knee Soreness

07.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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5 Wins in a Row + An Ayo Dosunmu Showcase with Brandon Beck Podcast Episode Β· Two Words: Wolves Pod Β· March 6 Β· 1h 4m

🐺 Two Words: Wolves Pod 🐺

@brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social joins the show to discuss Thursday's Wolves win over the Raptors

β†’ 5 in a row! 5⃣
β†’ Ayo Dosunmu's "Naz Reid" game πŸ”₯
β†’ Slo-Mo is back! βŒ›οΈ

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06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/wolv...

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night Ayo Dosunmu showcased what he can bring to the Wolves offense with 13 points including a pair of transition buckets, a 3 after a double of Ant, and a pretty back cut for a layup

Here's all of his makes from last night plus a miss that directly led to a Rudy putback

06.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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I asked Ayo Dosunmu about playing with Kyle Anderson and the back door cut he had in the 3rd Q. Here's what he said along with the play referenced in my question.

"The second day he got here he shot me a text at like 7 in the morning and told me hey that cut be there I swear."

06.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
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Timberwolves 115, Raptors 107: Claws, Calls, and Contradictions The Wolves won their fifth straight game, brining them up to the three seed in the Western Conference.

Timberwolves 115, Raptors 107: Claws, Calls, and Contradictions

The Wolves won their fifth straight game, brining them up to the three seed in the Western Conference.

@tlo-l-w.bsky.social has the recap of the fun night at Target Center

www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

06.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not only do the Wolves beat a good Raptors team tonight, but the Rockets lose at home in overtime to the Warriors

Minnesota is the #3 seed in the West.

06.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Timberwolves tonight

(real ones know)

06.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gobert -> Edwards -> Reid

06.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Anthony Edwards dunk
πŸ₯΅

06.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 14

Rudy flashing a 3 celly????

06.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICYMI: Rocco Zikarsky, still 19 y/o, had a career high in scoring yesterday. πŸ‘€

27 PTS
11 REB
5 BLK
10/16 FG
2/5 3P
3/3 FT
29 MIN

(Not shown in this video were some poster dunks and trash-talking rejections)

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Alanna Smith and Mist are 2026 @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social Champions.

Mist defeated Phantom 80-74 for the title, with Smith adding 11 points, six rebounds, two assists, one blocks and one steal in 10.5 minutes.

05.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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We're officially past the ΒΎ mark! Our updated leaderboard:

@reichten.bsky.social:
🐺Apex Alpha🐺 β†’ Jaden McDaniels πŸ«₯
🍴Prey of the Week🍴 β†’ Ball Arena πŸ₯š

@yoleo.bsky.social:
🐺Apex Alpha🐺 β†’ DDV πŸ”₯
🍴Prey of the Week🍴 β†’ Mathurin 😫

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04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NBA Survey: Canis Pulsus Vol. 47 - Quarterly Report 3 Results The Wolves have hit an season high in grade point average!

Canis Pulsus Vol. 47 – Quarterly Report 3 Results

The Wolves have hit an season high in grade point average! Check out how the fan base is feeling about the rest of the season ‡️

www.canishoopus.com/canis-pulsus...

04.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Timberwolves 117, Grizzlies 110: Matched Intensity - A Rarity Ant Man threw the cape on once again in another 40-point effort.

Timberwolves 117, Grizzlies 110: Matched Intensity - A Rarity

Ant Man threw the cape on once again in another 40-point effort. Our Andrew Carlson has the instant recap ‡️

www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

04.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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another 40 piece for Ant

04.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AnthonyEdwards dazzles with the dribble, drills a stepback three, blows child's mind

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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Donte DiVincenzo throwing down alley-oops!

04.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2