Anzu

I love all of my oomfies

Gungun pussy got a clanka questioning his loyalty to the Trade Federation 🥴

"you know who else was just following orders? adolf hitler"

😞

me

new account 🙈

the stinky beast

hot weather got me transgender
makin me feel like im abroad

Found it

he was forced to talk about a movie without using the words "surreal and dreamlike"

pour up COCK head shot COCK sit down COCK stand up COCK pass out COCK wake up COCK faded COCK faded COCK

leftist Chris Nolan is finally free of the influence of his evil reactionary brother Jonathan

Christopher Nolan writing batman: we should send more money to the police to fight the taliban

Writing Oppenheimer: The CPUSA is full of heroes who sacrifice their life to fight for a better tomorrow, the US government is full of egotists fighting to be the biggest imperialist

you do realize the impact that "Ending the Vietnam War" would have on indigenous Ethical Pimps ???

they executed Bill Gayes :(

can't believe they executed Bill Gates :(

working on a new type of frotting, watch this space

Good morning creatures!

...what's the pisspill oomfie?

good morning skoomfs!

I've been cycling a lot today so I'm pretty good hbu?

The inner workings of a cat's mind

Good morning skeeters!

we can't even build a single high-speed rail line without it spending over a decade in development hell, deeply embarrassing country

me normally on environmental issues vs me when it comes to building HS2

Heathrow's now connected to the Underground which is really cool

Gatwick and Heathrow have their own train stations that go directly into London but it's not super common here, if you have the misfortune of landing at Luton good fucking luck getting anywhere lol

Yeah I was blown away by the transit there, our train was delayed and the guy at the station was like "oh yeah dw just get on this other train that's leaving in a sec"

oh yeah well I'm more naked *removes skin*