Family game night I want to jump out of my apartment
Family game night I want to jump out of my apartment
. . .Sports? I think you know which two are into sports.
( He snorts as he starts to shovel in the pizza into his mouth for one, massive bite. )
Mn. My mom and- my twink dad- they like watching Buffy together.
Nah, nothing that really catches my eye right now? I havenβt been at home long enough to binge watch anything, either.
( Just going to channel surf as he goes to pick up his own slice. )
I meanβ If you want the company. Wasnβt sure if you had plans today or not.
( Just gonna make himself nice and comfy on the couch with a sigh. )
( Plopping a fresh pizza box with Specchioβs favorite toppings right in front of him. )
Happy Birthday.
Oi.
@speckyposting.bsky.social
. . .π
Quit callin my mom a stripper. Half of Passione dresses like one anyways
I donβt want to talk about it.
WHAT THE FUCK
Stuck on the shitter with no toilet paper I may actually kill myself everyone is ASEEP
PFFFFFFFTβ
Have a nice! Evening! Dinner? Yeah? Yeah.
( ππ slowly walking awayβ¦β¦.. )
( I think kicking her out of the band was actually worse than the break up. . . π§ )
Thatβs good. Iβm glad. . .
. . .π§π½ Tell her Iβm also sorry about the band.
( Cringing. Hard. )
Sheβs, uh. . . Sheβs doing okay? π§
// Iβm a βDante projects his attitude 10000% but heβs actually a big sensitive baby underneathβ truther
. . .Hey. Sir. π§π½ Iβm uh. A little literate. Not as smart as Biscotti, no sir.
( How QUICKLY he folds. )
I donβt speak Italian, sorry.
MY DADS HERE FUCK
WOW.
Yes, itβs about the drugs. I would not be here if there were bugs. Rest in peace my little soul, taken too soon by the roaches and spiders.
My dad has roaches alright.
// should I explain my secret Dante lore where he discovers he likes guys too post biscotti break up bc one of my seccolata fankids starts stalking him lmfao
( Scratching his ass )
WHY IS SHE ON HERE