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Author of πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ shit | Triple Cancer πŸ¦€ | Occasional talker of smack | Usually trapped under a cat πŸˆβ€β¬› I peddle my smut, dabble in tomfoolery, and sometimes post about music and politics. Buy my books: vanceanthony.com

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Graphic shows a populated event map and text that reads: NO KINGS
MARCH 28, 2026

EVENTS MAP NOW LIVE 

FIND an event: bit.ly/nokings328
HOST an event: bit.ly/nokingshosts

Graphic shows a populated event map and text that reads: NO KINGS MARCH 28, 2026 EVENTS MAP NOW LIVE FIND an event: bit.ly/nokings328 HOST an event: bit.ly/nokingshosts

NO KINGS March 28!! βŒπŸ‘‘ This will be the largest non-violent protest in American history. Spread the word online and IRL, it’s up to all of us.

FIND a No Kings protest: bit.ly/nokings328

***Events are still being registered. Please check back next week if you don’t see one near you yet.***

17.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1145 πŸ” 726 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 269
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πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

17.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 5053 πŸ” 1108 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 36

your shirt
smells

like sun
and salt

i press it
to my face

as if
cloth

could be a bridge

it can

for a minute

#Poetry

11.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A yawning black cat sitting on a gray couch.

A yawning black cat sitting on a gray couch.

A black cat standing on the seat of a gray couch and looking at the camera.

A black cat standing on the seat of a gray couch and looking at the camera.

A black cat standing on an end table with an outdoor couch on either side of it. There is a fireplace in the background and a blue sky beyond that.

A black cat standing on an end table with an outdoor couch on either side of it. There is a fireplace in the background and a blue sky beyond that.

A black cat laying on a couch cushion covered with a white towel.

A black cat laying on a couch cushion covered with a white towel.

I hope you know how many times I would've turned this world upside down to make you better. To keep you with me. You've been the greatest adventure of my life, Jos, and I'll forever love you more than this one heart allows me to. Wherever you are, I hope it's nothing but sunny days and windowsills.

06.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A black graphic displaying the words β€œNationwide shutdown! Friday Jan 30, 2026. No work. No school. No shopping. ICE out everywhere!!!”

A black graphic displaying the words β€œNationwide shutdown! Friday Jan 30, 2026. No work. No school. No shopping. ICE out everywhere!!!”

Money is the only thing that matters to capitalists. Shut down the national economy and we might get someone’s ear. πŸ–€

#ICEout #fuckICE

28.01.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In response to ICE’s execution of Renee Nicole Good & violence against our communities, the 50501 Movement is demanding the immediate abolition of ICE & is joining its partners in the Disappeared in America Coalition to announce ICE OUT For Good, a nationwide mobilization scheduled for 1/10 & 1/11.

09.01.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 3053 πŸ” 1348 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 357
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

10.12.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 28965 πŸ” 7746 πŸ’¬ 524 πŸ“Œ 464

I watched #SerialMom this weekend and now I can’t stop saying β€œooh-wee ooh-wee” over and over in my head.

08.12.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Libraries are really THE place to find out without fcking around all that much tbh

02.12.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

It was my first time making (or trying) eggnog. Not bad, but far too sweet for my taste.

02.12.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cliche, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I can read my work and think, β€œwow, that’s not great,” then get an excellent review. The first draft of anyone’s work typically isn’t great. Also, not everyone is a fan of James Baldwin’s work. Don’t judge your ability based on someone else’s. πŸ–€

02.12.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Election Day in TN 7th District. Already, 84,356 people have cast their ballots early. If you haven’t voted yet, please make a plan to do so today!

02.12.2025 13:22 πŸ‘ 5958 πŸ” 1801 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 84
A Christmas tree with red, green, and silver ornaments and a white tree skirt tucked into a nook between a stone fireplace and a sliding glass door.

A Christmas tree with red, green, and silver ornaments and a white tree skirt tucked into a nook between a stone fireplace and a sliding glass door.

Two plates of food sitting on a counter.

Two plates of food sitting on a counter.

Two wine glasses filled with homemade eggnog topped with nutmeg and cinnamon.

Two wine glasses filled with homemade eggnog topped with nutmeg and cinnamon.

A black cat asleep on my lap on a gray couch.

A black cat asleep on my lap on a gray couch.

Well… now that this is out of the way, I’ll be over here listening to SWV’s 1997 gem of a Christmas album, A Special Christmas, on repeat until New Year’s Day. πŸŽ„πŸ’Ώ

01.12.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder that Reagan, a Republican, sat on his hands for five years and allowed tens of thousands of Americans to die while a preventable virus spread through the US before ever saying a word about #AIDS publicly. Access to antiretroviral treatments, condoms, and PREP saves lives.

01.12.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A banana leaf plant growing tall out of a gray pot in front of two windows and a wooden wall.

A banana leaf plant growing tall out of a gray pot in front of two windows and a wooden wall.

This is Mavis. She’s been with us for 10 years and no less than 4 cross-country moves. She blocks the TV. She nearly died once, then brushed herself off and grew even taller. Out of spite, I assume. You WILL throw your back out trying to lift her. She does not care. #plants

26.11.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Poetic and immersive. The words somehow put me at ease while forcing me to reexamine the way I look at everything. Very nice.

22.11.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Month-old pic, just because.

21.11.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A sign nailed to a log reading β€œCaution - Wet wood is slippery”

A sign nailed to a log reading β€œCaution - Wet wood is slippery”

I believe that’s the point.

#wetwood #funnysigns

19.11.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black cat standing on a glass-top wooden table with a window in the background.

Black cat standing on a glass-top wooden table with a window in the background.

What? There was simply something on this table that I no longer wanted to be on this table. #cats #blackcats

17.11.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My husband and I only text about very important things.

12.11.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watch the light fall
across the unwashed dishes
it doesn’t care
that’s its kindness
I raise my glass
to the indifferent day
to beauty
that never once
asked for witnesses

#poetry

11.11.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Waking up to November #snow in the South is cool, right? Right?!

10.11.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My well-worn cassette tape is hard evidence of this.

09.11.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Call Me
Call Me YouTube video by Deee-Lite - Topic

Peak #90s bull ish. πŸ–€

m.youtube.com/watch?v=A04g...

#deee-lite #landline #busysignal #callwaiting #music #housemusic #jam

07.11.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m never closer to committing murder than when I’m digging trinkets and trash out of every single one of my husband’s pockets while loading the washing machine.

#marriage

06.11.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget to #VOTE TODAY, especially if you live in CA, NJ, NYC, PA, or VA! And at the polls, just remember: WWCNJD? What Would Christian Nationalist Jesus Do? Think about that, then do the opposite. πŸ–€

#YesOn50 #ZohranMamdani #MikieSherrill #AbigailSpanberger #FuckTrump

04.11.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🍁 Everything That Made Him Up is out now! 🍁

Pick up your copy: books2read.com/u/4A6ZAq

Fall Vibes | Hometown Reunion | One Bed | Friends to Lovers | Gay Awakening | Soulmates

#mmromance #gayromance #eroticromance #spicyreads #friendstolovers #onlyonebed #soulmates #secondchanceromance #booksky

03.11.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat curled up on Vance’s lap from above.

A black cat curled up on Vance’s lap from above.

Cat: 1
Work: 0

#cats #blackcats

03.11.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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October is almost over! Last chance to get your copy of Everything That Made Him Up for only $2.99 USD! πŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ§‘

🍁 books2read.com/u/4A6ZAq 🍁

#mmromance #gayromance #eroticromance #spicyreads #friendstolovers #onlyonebed #soulmates #secondchanceromance #gayawakening #hometownreunion #booksky

31.10.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard telling what the future will look like for those who are losing their SNAP benefits this weekend. If you’re able, find a local food pantry or pet food bank to donate to. Here are a couple in my area I’ll be donating to: Atlanta Community Food Bank and @pawsatlanta.bsky.social

πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

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