I’m sure Trump anticipated all this and has a great plan because he’s a master strategist.
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I’m sure Trump anticipated all this and has a great plan because he’s a master strategist.
Another hush money payment.
Such a good boy! 😂
We never want to break any limbs on camera.
When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.
He probably autographed them with a Sharpie 😜
Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him and the rest of his cabinet.
Delightful article!
This guy thought he’d never have to answer for his actions. There’s a lot of that going around. We have to hold ALL of them accountable.
That’s the whole scheme.
Fucking us every possible way to suck up to Billion Dollar Corporations
April 7th, we finish this.
Democrats. Independents. Republicans who are ready for something different — I’m asking for your vote.
We’re getting right back to knocking doors, making calls, and earning every single vote.
This coalition can win. Let’s go do it. #GA14
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I hope he learned his lesson to not chase those black and white cats! 😜
Oh no! Is the tomato juice thing real? I’ve never had the pleasure! (Or, was your dog just smoking pot? 😜)
Don’t worry. They’ll go back under the second they catch the news.
I’m really not thinking it’s a great idea to make the plumber our DHS Secretary if there’s credible intelligence of an impending attack on our homeland by Iran.
Just sayin’.
Thinking about the six lawmakers who told the military they don’t have to obey unlawful orders.
good tweet don - they will pick them back up by sundown
They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda
Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.
the dumbest motherfuckers to ever walk the face of the earth.
kids… get a an education. it’s NOT that hard.
None of the smart people from
my HS are Trumpers. Not all of the dumb people are. But ALL the Trumpers are dumb af.
I turned 62 yo to day and I want a prize. 😜 (I guess that’s the prize. I’ll take it.
“I didn’t vote for THIS,” say the manosphere podcasters who simply had no way of knowing that Trump would lie about being a populist to get into office and then govern like a autocratic lunatic once in power, other than the fact that he did it for 4 entire years before that.
AOC: The Pentagon has not passed an audit, and they are out here trying to kick people with disabilities off of Medicaid. It is corruption that is stealing from the public coffers — and that is the actual waste, fraud, and abuse.
Oh, this one's a classic:
One shoe, two shoe,
Stop blowing up brown children with my fucking healthcare money, you murderous ghouls.
I do not like it in a dump.
I do not like it by a trump.
I do not like it over there.
I do not like it anywhere.
Wish they’d DIY it.
The funniest thing could happen on the 15th.
