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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Early contender for clip of the year

Belly full of beans and a mind full of darkness

The hardest bars ever uttered:

The belly full of beans line killed me

Happy birthday!

who the fuck cares please shut up

jimi hendrix, war hero:

Meanwhile, intelligence reports suggest that the first-ever combo Waffle House and Popeye's is only months away from developing a nuclear weapon

I think you could have used even more hashtags than that if you just tried a little harder

I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment

#australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

ON SITE PUBLIC MEDIA Illinois- No charges for Lake Zurich High School student who punched student holding a pro-ICE sign,2-day suspension "You can go peacefully f-kyourself!" the student announced after he punched his classmate (a photo of the student is featured with article)

fuck yeah

An image of a news reporter lady poses at the edge of a port in the middle of a port city. She is standing underneath a large clear umbrella with the Heinz ketchup brand featured on it. She is smiling with a giant box-portion of fresh fish and chips, and there are seagulls in the forefront and background of the image looking like they're going to kamikaze torpedo her for all she's worth (she's worth a giant box of fish and chips)

Do not go gentle into that good night

Jaeb is skating crusty midwestern spots. The transformation is almost complete. Just need some American Traditional tattoos now.

The term dress sneakers should not exist in reality yet here we are

I hear green is making a big comeback these days

My 6yo stepson has started calling everyone bro. Including his mother. She is not a fan lol

You’re so far off base I would suggest checking the batteries in your co2 detector

It’s wild how he admitted she didn’t consent yet nothing has happened except the young woman got death threats and settled the lawsuit with him to avoid even more death threats

Tell god I said what’s up

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

The day both Mexico and Ireland declared war on Boston.

Ass remains spectacular

I'm exhausted. My arms hurt, legs hurt, lungs hurt, and I think grimly: What for? Dylan Jaeb triples down, Enjoi Madness, two decades of Chima Ferguson, Rayssa Leal's a Rolling Stone, and more.

This week, I deny myself SEO with this headline, Dylan Jaeb's heated rivalry(?), Enjoi's strange victory, Rayssa Leal gets a cover, and more.

www.simplemagic.ca/im-exhausted...

Pro skater Tyshawn Jones ollies down a double set of stairs while clearing a sitting Samuel L Jackson in the process

lol this is one risky ollie, Tyshawn.

Bird: "Check out them claws bro. Shiny as shit. Brand new. Sharp af! 1, 2 pecking my plumes 3, 4 peck em some more 5, 6 Talon kicks!!! WOOOWW! IM ON FIRE!"

Me: 😑 ( regretting my decision to learn how to communicate with animals )

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