Gonzo in Houston

If Iran withdraws and is not replaced it will mean cancelling at least 3 games.

For years Iran has said they could shut down the Straights of Hormuz. The US Navy has said they could not. Given recent drone and missile technology, now Iran can. They will use this threat until the US has an air-tight anti-drone defense system.

This report will be as highly classified as Trump’s school transcripts.

Make it more positive: Everyone who votes gets a $50 credit on their income taxes.

It’s a portable stage used at NRG Stadium in Houston, but I think it looks like a prop from a Star Wars movie. All it needs is a few Jawas!

OOPS! It’s almost bedtime and I just realized that I haven’t posted anything about the Epstein files.

It’s not a theory. It’s not a legend. It really happened. A group of rich powerful men raped dozens, if not hundreds of 10-14 year old girls. And if we let them, they will get away with it.

He will declare total victory and pull out of the region. Iran will be badly weakened, but more hard-line than ever. Then he’ll start bombing Cuba.

Besides, if you notice the weights they’re working with, you will realize they are liable to turn around and knock your fool head off!

Went to the Houston Rodeo last night. In the Bull Riding competition, there were 8 attempts. These were top pro rodeo athletes, and not one could make 8 seconds. Score; Bulls 8, Cowboys 0. (One bull had a 56-5 career record)

Trump was lying. This is news in what manner?

Always assume he is lying. Always assume any number he cites is made up. Always.

Hunter Biden? Burisma? Sound familiar?

BTW, in case everyone has forgotten, we still have a partial shutdown of DHS going on. Nobody in Congress is even negotiating on it. Lines at both Houston airports for TSA screening were running 4 hours last weekend.

Grocery prices will fall and he will end the Ukraine war in 24 hours flat. I don’t know if I can handle all this winning.

He may not know the truth because he doesn’t want to know and nobody dares to tell him. He says it’s Iran’s fault because it’s always somebody else’s fault.

P.S. He doesn’t really give a shit if 140+ Iranian schoolgirls die. He’s that kind of guy.

The country is burning down around their ears and they’ll all come out and tell us how wonderful Trump is. What a wasted of oxygen!

We're at war with Iran because the President of the United States likes to fuck kids

That's super clear, right?

He fucks kids

Children

Trump fucks Children

That needs to be very clear

Colin Jost does a better Pete Hegseth than Pete Hegseth does.

The official reasons for this war change hourly. I honestly believe he really started a war to distract from the Epstein files, and therefore, we should talk about the Epstein files more and more. Every. Single. Day.

What they know or believe and what they say out loud are two very different things. That’s how they got into his cabinet.

“Saddam’s gonna get a nuke and give it to Osama bin Laden” ver 2.0

It’s telling that we all know exactly what you are talking about

At the very least, we should roll back the Trump tax cuts for the duration

On this Sunday morning, let’s all reflect for a moment on what is truly important in America right now

The Epstein Files

Our president is a pedophile rapist and must be treated as such!

Only if they want civilian ships to pass through the Straits.

Projection, projection. Every accusation is a confession with these jerks. One of these days we may learn.

The fact that they would do something so unprofessional is scary.

Something I would love to see in Star Trek is a bit with a parent in the 23rd or 24th century on some far-flung star base or planet, getting their toddler ready for bed by reading them Green Eggs and Ham.

Extra credit if it’s a Klingon parent.

For years, Iran would claim it could close the Straits of Hormuz, and the US would sail a carrier through it to show they couldn’t. Turned out all it really took to close it was a credible threat to attack any civilian shipping. Traffic is down 90% now. Guess what that means for oil prices?

“In war, truth is the first victim” - supposedly Churchill. I’m sure there has been damage to many US bases, but how much is unknown. They have drones with 20-lb warheads, and we have jets with a half-dozen 1,000-lb bombs. I imagine we are doing more damage.

It makes him feel strong. It makes him feel tough and brave. He is none of these things. He is craven and cowardly and dishonest.