“That Guy”

a cartoon: Josh Naylor of Team Canada attempts to shake the hand of Team USA catcher Cal Raleigh panel 2: Cal Raleigh, sad and pouting with beads of sweat, crashes out in a long monologue: "oh my god please no please don't the whole team all agreed that we’re not allowed to shake hands we give no quarter to the enemy forces on the field of battle we're like the TROOPS and you KNOW we’re like the troops because I TEXTED you that we’re doing the troops thing and this is frankly being a little disrespectful of the troops?"

Cal Raleigh:

Do not fucking talk to me about “river” “dance” unless you’re referring to the 1994 Eurovision Commercial Break or the second Broadway revival

Congratulations Donald Trump, oceans are now battlefields

RED CARD (second yellow) FOR THROWING A SHOE BY NOTTS COUNTY

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

Team Venezuela is still in play for the second Olympics spot. Venezuelan MLB players have spoken out about their worries with this admin. how in the absolute FUCK can you call yourself a journalist and not mention ANY of this in an article about Olympic qualifiers? absolutely irresponsible.

this is some of the most irresponsible sports journalism I've seen in a long time.

how can you write about the Olympics, which is inherently political, without mention of how this admin is treating Venezuelans or the WBC Cuban delegation being denied visas?

this is a HUGE part of LA28 for baseball

Home Improvement and UW Husky legend Richard Karn

I’ve thought long and hard about getting addicting to sports gambling and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

I worry that we've transcended "hardo" and have moved on to "tightass"

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs

Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs

United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

Team USA’s problems are an interesting look at what the culture of America without immigration is like. America’s a cool place because we allow people to come here and make their culture part of ours, and without that we’re getting out asses kicked by everyone in the having a good time department.

Ok the actual racing and strategy is cool in F1 but the new rules don't seem to mix well with a sprint race

In a world full of chuds it's nice to see a sports dude that seems genuinely cool

As I put it on the pod, Team USA needs to simultaneously tighten up (DeRosa) and chill the fuck out (everything else)

Hell yeah

Damn the Nazis don't even wanna be here

You can be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost [ERROR: NOT FOUND]

social graphic: SHIPPING CONTAINER AS A DUGOUT

Sorry I missed yesterday’s Wellness Wednesday video

A striking feature of Trump and his team is: they somehow imagine a world in which they are the only actors, only ones with power, and whether it's Tehran or Minneapolis are surprised when it turns out others do. There are many kinds of power and many nations with power.

Zionists have worked so hard to convince everyone that “Jewish = Zionist/Israel supporter“ and have done this while co-signing violence and as anti-Zionist Jews have long said, that propaganda makes Jews less safe on top of justifying the Israel’s violence against Palestinians and other Arabs

I worked for a foreclosure law firm post '08 and watched it nodding along while everyone else in the theater gasped at the sheer greed

"Fun"

[Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays]

He's our Andy Rooney and he's delightful

He did it again

just because it's in an heterosexual relationship right now doesn't mean that it can be called the Strait of Hormuz, actually

She’s ready to live mas