Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

You have made the right decision.

It looks like a photo of a sculpture!

Desperately resisting the urge to make a TikTok slideshow of pics of my husband and me being happy baked by Mumford and Sons' White Blank Page.

Stunning!

I don't need to put out a hit on my estranged husband, but can I hire someone to grab him by the shoulders and shake him?

In case anyone needs to hear this right now.

Escapism is OKAY. I know every day lately brings another insane headline, but you HAVE to rest your mind.

The human brain wasn't meant to process the overload of information we're used to now.

DO NOT feel guilty for protecting your peace. Ever.

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

cartoon drawing of someone trying to clean their glasses on their shirt. she holds it to the light. still dirty. frowning. “no” “may your enemies’ glasses be always smudged, and their shirts the wrong type of fabric ♥️”

a mundane curse #comic

Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

There's nothing to apologize for.

Toss into a crock pot one cup of lentils, one cup barley, one bag of frozen soup vegetables, a big can of crushed tomatoes, the same can worth of water, season.

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

She is goals.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

An unspoken joy 🙃 of a break-up -- hearing a song you loved before they came along, that you loved more when you were with them because one time you sang it together, and that now makes you want to grab them and shake them in frustration, yelling "Why are you making this worse than it has to be?!"

And try to pick a medium that needs the least dry time or you'll guarantee rainy weather while you fall behind schedule.

Btw, if you post a cutesy ai caricature of yourself, you’re announcing to any artist friends you have that you don’t give a shit about them. 🤘

이거 나만 그런 게 아니었군 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I will stare if I goddamn want to, sir!

He's reaching out to that client base that pays extra to stay somewhere haunted.

A Shepard mix dog and a black and white pit bull share a sunbeam under a table with a tortoiseshell cat.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Amazing art/comic by the incredible @gleafer.bsky.social