Zach (Not a Guinea Pig) Dean

Honestly, though, Chipotle has a long way to go.

It's not like Chipotle makes you need to go to the restroom for a week.

Bonus points for the use of 'non-Newtonian'!

Love it! Now, where's the executive order so it has to happen?

Love this post, but am now very upset that I didn't dibs 'ZachOnTrack,' first! 😜

Holy crap guys I have a solution to the #America250 or whatever it's called.

...have a stoplight at the entry to one straight and periodically just let street traffic through during the race. @indycar.com

Money. Hard for anyone to go against their career and cash flow--even our 'heroes in onesies.'

A course that short has to cause a ton of traffic issues, right? I feel like the short straights are just a small piece of the problem.

Lol don't admit it! 😜

Lol well crap then...we might actually see it.

Please tell me this wasn't a real thing. I hope I never see it.

I mean you assume they were actually good at NASCAR races.

I didn't mind them when I watched, but I've heard they feel off quite a lot in the past decade.

Coh-spar is how I've always pronounced it

Lol I don't think I've ever seen a better Dragonball Z meme usage

I mean I get the message McLaren wanted to send about Malukas--don't get hurt and respect your contact to a 'T'.

...thing is they also can receive messages, too, and big organizations like that tend to never acknowledge that part. Super happy for Lil' Dave!

The big one for me going back to the office was, "for the love of God please don't just say what you think out loud anymore."

So to make it fully real Ferrari will qualify on pole then botch a pitstop and finish mid-pack. Still a little ways to go haha

Whoa. This is real?

Well, you sold me on the system you work for😜

You work in healthcare, Matt? I might work in aerospace, but I'm a biomedical engineer! Small world, but now we can tell Marshall he's surrounded lol

At least you don't look like Ronald Reagan's son and that's literally your only doppelganger. God help me.

Come on, mice! Get it together!

Lou Holtz is one person who had advice that I keep at heart.

I read one of his books, and of the quotes I could've taken one of them is on discipline: it is a proactive, caring action--doing something for someone to help them grow, rather than to them in anger, and is essential for success.

The real question is that with Danica Patrick no longer doing F1 broadcasts how will I figure out which driver is really a reptilian in disguise? Shoot.

...George Russell. It's probably George.

Not to mention his twin brother also already died of COVID

Wait. This is a thing, now? Last thing I published was a few years ago, but sad if reviews aren't easy to come by, now.

Oh this is so great.

I hate it so much I love it

As cool as this looks it also is drawn like the entrance to the tunnel in Pasadena is literally at JPL. Not sure how big JPL was in the 60s, but it's surely too big to put the tunnel in that area today.

Lmao you said what I was thinking

TOTALLY agree here.

I also have the thought that cars that are harder to drive are almost always better for racing. This makes sense because increasing mistakes means more passing, drama, etc.