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When I’m old and people ask me how I got through the 2020s I’m going to say marijuana and $15 artisanal salad bowls

I know it’s big gay news that The Pussycat Dolls are reuniting but honey Miss Nicole is a big ole Trumper. Don’t go spending your hard earned LGBTQ+ dollars on her!!

Omg the line work!! Stunning!!

Windows down and I feel my serotonin coming back ✨☀️

new glasses have entered the chat

I see you and I hear you

I named my CPAP, The Time Machine, to make assisted breathing feel more fun and whimsical

Overheard in my office

“I really liked that she used the term, butthurt, during the interview.”

You already know!!!

Buying this mug warmer for my desk at work was the best $20 I think I’ve ever spent towards my professional career.

The way I want a private account SO BAD

Kristi Noem getting fired AND Pam Bondi being subpoenaed. Is this what hope feels like??

I’m living for the Cheetah Girls resurgence on TikTok bc I’m an amiga cheetah friend for lyfe, honey

I’m listening!!!!

Thank you!!! We’re releasing the shackles of shame this week!!

I got self conscious and deleted my progress pic yesterday.

Reposting to remind myself that I’m allowed to celebrate my body in all its forms

SO HAPPY FOR MOM AND DAD

I’m so happy for the Pokémon gays today. I can’t relate but I am an ally!

AI memes/art have hit LinkedIn so hard

Mental check-in…meme only

Trans rights are human rights and if one of is ain’t free then none of us are.

As a next level extroverted extrovert my husband understands that sometimes I go emergency non verbal because I’ve accidentally exhausted myself. For that, I am so grateful.

The way I need to double fist Epcot margaritas in the sun today but I’m not longer a Florida resident with a Disney annual pass 😔

Jubilee from XMen!

I know that’s right!!!

missing the sun

My AirPods were not connected to my computer and Marry The Night was blaring. Now everyone in my office knowS that I’m GEIGH

CAT checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

my diva