A white dog standing on a roof after escaping out of the second floor window. Presumably the female dog is in her bedroom quickly putting clothes on.
When her parents come home unannounced.
A cat wedging himself behind a window to avoid needle time.
I said no needles. I meant no needles.
Gary the goose statue has lost his head and his friend, also a goose, is looking to help him.
Please, my friend Gary, he is very sick. Honk if you know how to reattach a head.
An owl with diarrhea (from drinking too many pina coladas).
Three days into an all-inclusive vacation.
Bon Joey
You do it. They kick pretty hard.
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.
When the doorbell rings.
A bird struggling to get on a branch while two others ignore him so he'll leave them alone.
Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.
A bird, a rhinoceros and a peacock discussing fashion.
Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?
A porcupine that looks like he's about to play the piano.
This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
A llama with a haircut only their mother would love.
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
One penguin singing "I Will Survive" to another penguin.
Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
A lizard angry that he didn't get to be the new Pope.
But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.
It's a good point. I definitely don't condone cruelty. I'll pay better attention next time. Thank you.
A seal, trying to fit in with three penguins, so far, doing a good job of it.
Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?
A cat wears a helmet made of melon as he gets ready for war.
Tonight we war.
A cat and a capybara canoodling
Love who you want.
Two birds standing in shallow water, one is removing a large piece of seaweed from the other.
You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.
Photo by Bob Riach
Photo by John Speirs
Photo by Jean Jacques Alcalay
An owl, wings outstretched to look like a giant snowboard.
Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
A lizard holding a stick, looking like he's about to go on stage to tell jokes.
But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?
A group of penguins, one penguin wrapper his arms around another as if he's escorting him out of the bar.
Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.
Two squirrels using a camera for a fashion shoot.
Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.
A dog, wrapped in a blanket, doing a Yoda impression.
Learn the ways of The Force, you must.
A chipmunk holding an ear of corn, with his cheeks mostly full.
I'm not full. You're full.
A lizard places his hand on the mouth of a frog as it to shush him.
I'm sure what you have to say is ribbiting but toadly shut up
A bunch of meerkats standing, looking at the screen, one of them appears to be singing some Eminem.
Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up
