ATTENTION ALL SALMON
IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE SMALLFRY TO EAT MORE VEGETABLES, ALL RATIONS HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED WITH NUTRITION GOOP.
IT’S AT LEAST 32% VEGETABLE. WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE OTHER 68% IS BUT THE SMALLFRY HAVE RESPONDED POSITIVELY SO FAR.
MORE SOON.
I’M GONNA BE POSTING SOME OF MY OLDER POSTS FROM OTHER PLATFORMS HERE BECAUSE THEY’RE FUNNY AND I SAID SO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, TF2 COMIC 7 IS OUT. READ IT.
www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedays...
HI
I’M A GIANT EVIL FISH
THE KING OF ALL THAT IS SALMON
HEAR ME AND TREMBLE, YADDA YADDA ROYAL STUFF
I’M ALSO YOUR NEW OVERLORD. HI BLUESKY!
ANYWAY THE SMALLFRY ARE APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION RAPIDLY SO EITHER START RUNNING OR JOIN THE SALMON SIDE
- COHOZUNA
Cohozuna looking into the camera, blurry from being too close.
I’M HERE NOW TOO. YOU CAN’T BE RID OF ME.
