Bastet

Fluffy black cat with Christmas tree and stocking in the background.

Christmas floof!

Gingerbread man ornament with only one googly eye.

Me as an ornament.

Moon and clouds over a still ocean.

We went on a cruise and it was amazing, but this photo husband took from our balcony of the moon over the ocean is my favorite.

Have your kids ever done something so dumb that you just have to go lay down for a bit? It’s been that kind of day.

Thank you! You as well!

I’m on vacation from work for the next two weeks, yay!

She is gorgeous but I wonder how often she’s been allowed to just be a kid, and if she’s going to feel as though she missed out on something vital later in life.

My eight year old figured out the truth about Elf on the Shelf this year. There is one at his after school program and each day I pick him up he quickly walks up to it and touches it before we go out the door. 😂

If I had pretty feet I would for sure try making some money from them. Is there a niche market for ugly feet?

It’s been a busy week so it’s nice to have a slower start to the morning on this rainy day.

😁

Pretty chocolate lab laying on the end of the bed.

Hannah never gets on our bed, even when she’s invited, so I had to take a picture to commemorate the event.

Team coquito!

They weren’t mentally ill. Just “off,” “touched,” or “eccentric.” 😂

And then there’s me!

I went with two bottles of my favorite non-expensive red wine. Worst case scenario I go home with it.

Haha in my 20’s there was a bottle of Jager being passed around my friend group. We’d all “accidentally” leave it at each other’s houses.

Sounds like a plane taking off.

Tomato soup with grilled cheese! Or tortilla soup.

Trying to think of a good White Elephant gift when I only ever see and interact with a couple of my coworkers is hard! I don’t know color/smell/taste preferences and I have to assume they’re all normal. 🧐

Fuck yeah!

Noooo….😂

Panic! At The Costco

Teenage me: I hope someone loves me for my mind.

My mind: 50% cats, 50% microphone feedback

Not a single brain cell between them.

That explains what my two orange cats are up to.

Obviously!

For real. I grew up drinking milk with every meal lest my bones disintegrate. I’d never do it now, but it was definitely the norm back then or so I thought.

Last night I dreamed that if I rubbed my scalp, bubbles came out, like bubble machine level bubbles.

You could probably get into competitive vomiting that way too.

You’re a cat.