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INLAND EMPIRE - So tell me, how does it feel -- to be close to someone, skin to skin?

YOU - It's good, but I'd prefer a man. A solid muscularity would support me better.

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

JOYCE MESSIER - β€œIndeed. There is a term of endearment they coined for it. In the Dolorian century, when humanity was *high* on this world, discovering more and more of it -- these archipelagos included...”

YOU - β€œWhat is it?”

JOYCE MESSIER - β€œElysium.”

10.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

VOLITION - I can't help you. I am totally useless. Everything I've said is lies. I want the exact same bad things you want. To stand here, like a pillar of salt.

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Hard facts from the man you are. You once jerked off in the locker room and were caught. You held a young woman by the arm and kept her in your apartment for 20 minutes against her will. That's right, these are not flights of fancy. These are *real deeds*, Harry

10.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

INLAND EMPIRE - It's all gone now. You never became a poet or an entroponaut.

10.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

LOGIC - Sometimes a kebab is just a kebab.

10.03.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

KIM KITSURAGI - β€œPress your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.

10.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

10.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

ACELE - Ah! No. This is a *contact microphone*, it's for recording *inside* solid objects. Contact Mike just beats people up.

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

09.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

EMPATHY - He was confused when he died. Confused and alone, most likely. Overcome with the awful surprise of it all.

09.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

MEASUREHEAD - PINKNESS IS A RACIAL QUALITY THAT HAS TO BE EARNED THROUGH CENTURIES OF ADVANCED BALLISTIC WARFARE AND CULTURAL DOMINATION THAT THE GRAAD PEOPLE HAVE UNDERGONE FOR DRINKING AL GUL AND SMOKING THE DEGENERATE *TABAC* HERB... AND FOR EATING *POTATO*.

09.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

VOLITION - Any plan to call him Pinball or Kimball is immediately wiped from your neocortex, as if with some sort of mind altering device. It is simply not going to happen.

09.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PALEDRIVER - β€œWhat are we *doing* here? For thousands of years, Gabriel... It doesn't have to be like this. We can just give up. We can just become vapour.”

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

YOU - β€œI approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

09.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

YOU - Revachol was founded to resolve history. It's the most important city in the world.

09.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - No, I'll show you how a gentleman treats a doorbell! (Kiss the doorbell.)

09.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

09.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - Julia Dobreva came from Graad. Jean Abadanaiz was born in Revachol. She was brilliant, charismatic, a revolutionary comet. He was her partner and stabiliser, the planet who kept her in orbit.

09.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ENCYCLOPEDIA - The Antistar is (or was) a Vespertine rock and roll star, who liked to do drugs. He did so many drugs he eventually mutated -- into a corpse.

09.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

09.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...

08.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - Found a corpse recently. He'd had a Tequila Sunset moment.

08.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

08.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

JEAN VICQUEMARE - That's right -- 'worried'. I'm always worried about you. Every time you don't show up to work, or when you do -- but *stink*.

08.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

08.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JOYCE MESSIER - Don't worry, Kras Mazov shot fifteen million people in the head. But that was all the way over in Graad.

08.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - What is beauty?

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - β€œWhen you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”

08.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

INLAND EMPIRE - You focus on the hug and for a moment everything feels serene. You hear her heart beating -- or perhaps it's your own.

INLAND EMPIRE - I wonder how long has it been since you last hugged someone?

08.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

YOU - β€œSo I should just... just... get a hat and FUCK it, right?!” (Point at your head, where the hat should be.) β€œEngage in sexual intercourse with a hat right here in front of you, because you told me so? On the SEA ICE?!”

08.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1