Therapist Gamer

Genuinely out here trying to do couples therapy and begging people to have some standards for themselves.

Girl, don’t envy you one bit. Here’s to hoping the day goes by quickly and with minimal discomfort.

At a certain point it’s like, why are you bothering to see the medical professional at all? If you don’t trust some of their recommendations, why trust any?

It’s working y’all, keep it up

Lowering your expectations feels like letting go of some of the closeness, too. Because it means just needing to accept that this person can’t be as big of a part of your life as you want them to be. It’s a really shitty feeling.

Ugh, that’s so hard. It’s hard not to wonder why they can’t just make the effort to answer texts sooner. 😔

Is she more present for phone calls or in person hangouts? I always struggle with dynamics like this, but try to be okay with it if they’re really present for phone calls or so.

Omg I missed this! Congratulations!!

"I am not in denial, but I am in open rebellion."

That is a phenomenal rallying cry and one we should all carry, because it outlasts and outmatches any developments, any "improvements"; it doesn't matter how "good" the plagiarism machine gets. The better it steals and harms, the more we will rebel.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Marvel, etc.

Hi WSJ, breaking news: I have no money!!

Who allowed him to look like this?? With the crossed paws and all?? 😭

It would explain why you’re the symptomatic one 👀

I’m sorry she needs him to clean the freezer for her visit??

Your husband is a special man for capitulating to this lmao

Weeo, meet Potato!

The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.

Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.

They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.

This bitch 🙄

May she be on her best behavior, and may your drinks be bottomless lol.

I think individual items reduces waste; no one is grabbing something that their household can’t use for whatever reason.

A grumpy, angular Tater Tot. 😍

If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.

Alternate option: a card with cash inside. Similar idea, but allows them to choose where it goes. ☺️

We have shiny new winter coats! (For a few more days until the evil groomer steals all of our fluff.)

I can’t even imagine. I hope someone great materializes soon.

If you’d like, you can DM me the state you’re in and I can ask around. I know some telemed providers who are licensed in a few states.

Being in the south makes it so much harder to find politically aligned clinicians 🥲

Long shot, but if you’re in NY or CT, I can send some options your way.