Rob E

Why are France wearing those awful sky blue shirts

What a coincidence, so would I

Actually I think you’ll find it was Chuckie Egg on the BBC Micro

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Today I ate some wildly out of date mayonnaise and now my stomach hurts. Even in my forties I’m learning life lessons

WANT

How can this be a HR issue?

Those are some long lengths. You should go and play in the splash zone instead, much more fun

At that massive pool in Bangor?

Yikes

Actually it’s Master System

And then a headshot holding an actual human head

What a lovely story ♥️

A freak like me? hell yeah

Lions are technically indigenous to Britain, just not for a VERY long time

Confess early, and often

On the floor, in a loop around where the table stands, as I interpret it

Only benefits you if you have a cat though, surely

Don’t, you’re making me dare to dream

Nobody actively teaches their child to eat that way

He was also a bit of a racist, so there’s that

As someone who did a bit of temporary work as a post man this summer I can tell you that many letterboxes are a fucking nightmare

Take those dirty words out of your mouth

READ ALL THE DISCWORLD, DO IT NOW

And England have fallen in Rome

I have eaten too much

Nachos are ready

Don’t break my heart Buckers, you’re the only thing that keeps me on social media these days

Yeah I had a similar realisation after I spent a similarly eye watering amount of time and money assembling a rabbit run 😂

Photos or it never happened