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Marie Connor

@thistallawkgirl

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Latest posts by Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl

Watching the current president and the world’s richest man trade insults online is a powerful reminder that women are too emotional.

05.06.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Complaining about the woke pope won’t help you get over Jesus ghosting you.

10.05.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In honor of Irish-American Heritage Month, I would like to remind you that an Irish Catholic beat the orange man.

11.03.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon’s shit is falling from the sky. Quite the metaphor for America right now.

07.03.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is what happens when a school shooter wins principal for the day.

03.02.2025 02:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are so back and dumber than ever.

20.01.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump Bible allows hot lesbian marriage.

20.01.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The drones are due on Maple Street.

13.12.2024 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love that idea

13.12.2024 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re obviously an expert in what women want.

22.11.2024 12:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s good to be back!

21.11.2024 00:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take that shit to Florida

21.11.2024 00:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Public bathrooms should be segregated by whether you are going number 1 or number 2. You public poopers disgust me.

20.11.2024 23:58 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Try Netflix

18.11.2024 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk is so anti-abortion that he decided to keep his baby teeth.

18.11.2024 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this a bar

17.11.2024 23:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine paying $8 a month to fight with bots. Lol

17.11.2024 20:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Social conservatives shouldn’t come here. Bluesky is our Plan B.

17.11.2024 19:23 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

17.11.2024 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it incredibly offensive when people think I was swayed towards lesbianism because of a library book, as opposed to the hot librarian.

17.11.2024 17:59 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cybertrucks look like closeted 2005 yellow Hummers overcompensating to be what they think a tough car looks like.

17.11.2024 07:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody else here because they forgot Threads existed?

17.11.2024 06:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I came here to chew bubblegum and write something snarky about not having children that gets reposted by a libsofwhatever account that’s run by a childless woman who is over a decade older than me.

17.11.2024 05:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m over my X.

17.11.2024 04:47 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2