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BlueSky's most mid reply-guy (he/him)

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13.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump loves musicals...but it's still surprising he's that into Floyd Collins

12.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Jones, right once again!

12.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kinda like how the Tonys do it. Not that it's more or less "fair," just that it all gets worked out ahead of time between producers and agents.

12.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Democrat with actionable evidence of wrongdoing by Donald Trump is a lot like a mule with a spinning wheel...

12.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New York City has hella colleges. Partyyyyy

12.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Schindler's Listicle: 5 Hacks for Taking Down the War Machine from the Inside

12.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Go and Slings & Arrows. The meta shot from S3 with her irl grandpa watching her from the wings gets me every time.

12.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carl's Jr. Six Dollar Burger is a value menu item now

11.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I thought living by the East Bay refineries was bad before...

11.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally picked it up last year! Absolutely worth it. Funnily enough, it was following the Moby Dick quotes bot (not AI) on here that finally inspired me to do it. So many bangers!

11.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/s

11.03.2026 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhhh you mean besides Forever Giant Mark DeRosa??

11.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

M&M commercials are the movie that M&M candies were based on.

10.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, the Andrew Scott Ripley series had so much going for it. But CHRIST the padding nearly made me fall off

10.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think @darthbluesky.bsky.social should come back. He shouldn't have to see all this.

10.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The straight face he gave after robbing a home run from Japan in the last WBC is one of my favorite baseball moments ever so I'm inclined to believe it's a bit.

10.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funko-ization

10.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alanis shoulda been Galactus

10.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You tell Rafael I got a message for him!

10.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know! Leno is Trump. And "good" = "advancement of comedy" not ratings. I thought through this joke thoroughly

10.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When they took Tonight show from Conan and gave it back to Leno

10.03.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shakespeare seeing his wife and the audience go through all that shit and then seeing Fortinbras in the wings ready to burst in with his bullshit and frantically giving the "cut it" hand/neck signal.

09.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Is this a System of a Down song?

09.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figure there's also something more devious going with Rocket Money but, yeah, it's very existence and stated utility is damning enough.

09.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"It is the wise man who puts a pin in something so future generations can circle back to face time that he will not enjoy."

09.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's my Chippy

09.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tech Bros: We started The Fire from the classic Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start the Fire."

09.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F

09.03.2026 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or...if that anti smoking battle was happening in our current information environment, smoking would get molded into a virtue/duty by the worst people

08.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0