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Help Haneen and Bassam Survive Haneen and Bassam are a young couple from Gaza. Their dreams are similar to those of many young couples: they want to live in peace, follow their ambitions, and have a family together. Despite facing ...

My friend Haneen in Gaza needs $250 more to make rent this month! If you can help out, even just a little, please do! We're so grateful for all your donations and shares, thank you for caring in this time of immense sorrow and difficulty.

11.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's hilarious that he leaves out the very social aspect of going to a coffee shop! I often go w my boss for meetings and we get a treat. Many ppl are doing the same! Even going by myself, I end up running into someone or chat w the staff

10.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alabama was set to kill Sonny Burton on Thursday. Governor Kay Ivey stopped it. Sonny Burton did not kill anyone, but Alabama put him on death row. Update: Ivey granted Burton clemency on March 10, commuting his death sentence to a life sentence.

HUGE: Alabama was set to kill Sonny Burton on Thursday. Governor Kay Ivey stopped it.

Sonny Burton did not kill anyone, but Alabama put him on death row. Ivey granted Burton clemency on March 10, commuting his death sentence to a life sentence.

Law Dork coverage:

10.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 810 ๐Ÿ” 167 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

"Kathryn the PE Fairy (US name: Kathryn the Gym Fairy)" What is the point of being a fairy if you have to go to school, especially PE?!

10.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmm, that's quite a loose definition of what a fairy is, gotta tighten it up!

10.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! Your plan sounds fantastic, I hope you enjoy it!

10.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did not! Thank you!

09.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry! Can you have apple sauce? When my gerd gets bad I live off of turkey sandwiches with cucumber and brown rice

08.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Astrology of Love and Sex | Ali A Olomi Get more from Ali A Olomi on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/952375... it's around the 57 minute mark!

08.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fucked up tile

Fucked up tile

There it is, the worst possible tile

07.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I started with a break up, quit a job, started astrology, still incredibly single! The Mars/Saturn fardar year was hard, but could've been worse. Mars/Mercury was actually the worst, but 2024 astro weather w Mercury was to blame

07.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm in my last year, and it's been a wild ride

07.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all ever see your monthly revolution is changing and that week is absolutely stuffed with appointments and deadlines ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿค  I did this to myself but also, the vibe shift btw February and March charts is more like whiplash

06.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending you love ๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! Here's to more joy for your year!

05.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, I've never heard of this! We don't usually have grape or banana ice cream, maybe that's why!

05.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad's dad was called "the professor" at the bars he worked at and was also an actor (my dad didn't grow up w him) and my mom's dad,Daddy Buck, lied at 15 to join the Navy and was a Chief Petty Officer, then ran his own fishing fleet. He taught pilots how to land on aircraft carriers in WWII

04.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've given plenty away but I've never received one. Big career mistake!

03.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a 22 year old woman can carry a mattress around Columbia University in protest of the person who assaulted her still being on campus, I think some tenure track professors can get off their asses if they ever wanted to

03.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local coward tells assistant to beg off meeting with pervert, cool, thanks

03.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Upstanding guys are Upstanding bc they Do Nothing, Protect No One, Refuse to Confront Colleagues.

03.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Raise your hand if you've had this conversation with a family member

03.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wrote about this in my memoir HERETIC: A QUEER REVOLT AGAINST EVANGELICALISM, EMPIRE, AND THE LIES WE ARE SOLD โ€” the way that so many seemingly irrational right wing policy positions are explicitly rooted in trying to bring about the prophecies in the book of revelation

03.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kat, I'm so sorry, I'm thinking of you and I hope the biopsy goes well

03.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She has said exactly one line of dialogue on screen, what the fuck are we doing here

02.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 870 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She sends you a slow blink!

02.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it's snowing in some places, but in Atlanta it's Officially Cat Spring*, when I open the window in the afternoon, so the cat can nap on the ledge

*for now

02.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been playing this all weekend! Addictive

02.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I've been noticing a lot of big things happening on Saturdays and I think that's why

02.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one talks about being a morning person and having night owl parents. I want to call them, but they won't answer until like 5 pm

01.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0