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Screenshot of post from anonymous confessions account Fesshole. Text reads: I've planned our wedding to fall on the day of the Oasis concert, knowing that some family members, that we don't want at the wedding, have got tickets. So, they'll be invited, but they'll have to decline and they'll be frowned on, as they're missing a wedding for Oasis

Level of planning = 'evil genius'

True story
#ISurvivedTheBedminsterPowerCut2024

Heathrow. Too early. A man in the next cubicle breaks wind so luxuriously that I involuntarily salute.

Good morning.

‘Hillbilly Rock’ is about up the arse #Totp

Can't feel too sorry for Clarkson after he decided to step on our toes and start a brewery despite already being wadded. You wouldn't see us try to play the same trick on him by expanding from brewing into also being massive cunts off the telly.

I had a favourite cheese called Celtic Promise until my wife told me it tasted of cum. Which is fine, but I just haven't been able to enjoy it in the same way since. Favourite cheese is now Montgomery cheddar.

Hello BlueSky! Keeping my bio on that binfire but hopefully more fun here…