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It's not as evident here in these kinds of grand pronouncements, but all of his applause lines are usually "telling it like it is" jokes in the vein of late era George Carlin

10.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald J Trump is genuinely the most successful standup comedian in human history

10.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The constant posting and anonymous text messages of "iranians! it's time to rise up! liberate your country!!" is striking me as increasingly sweaty and desperate

10.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do think Palestine is special in the US political context, for sure, but I think people treat it like it would be the first domino in the entire US world order and not something analogous to the end of Apartheid.

10.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, devil's advocate but: mines haven't really changed in the last 30 years so why would mine protection need to change?

10.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As we all know opium has never been a tool of capitalism

Now to open my Big Book Of Chinese History

10.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And given OP's romantic notion of living off land they own, it's a relevant distinction!

10.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah exactly, I just brought those two categories up because those were what Marx categorized agriculture as being in the 19th century - he specifically recognized that 'the working class' did not include farmers since they owned their means of production.

10.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah like that quote about "millions of dollars worth of Apple products".

10.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Wow they wasted millions of dollars on luxuries" goes from a career ending scandal in municipal government to literally insignificant when you're talking about the US federal budget.

10.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My best guess is that people are very vulnerable to a view of revolutions as a singular event that happens universally.

It's not "a revolution" but The Revolution, which also means that real-life revolutions either get treated as if the weight of humanity is on them (Rojava) or they get ignored.

10.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's this sleight of hand I think, where "Palestine is symbolic of modern systems colonialism" (a reasonable argument) seems to imply in people's minds that if Palestine is freed, everyone else gets freed too, so freeing Palestine has to be priority #1.

10.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's bizarre to me how many people in the comments here seem to think that automation is going to translate into more freedom for the working class.

When has that ever panned out? How much leisure time do you have, after years of these "innovations"? We are Charlie Brown trying to kick the football

It's bizarre to me how many people in the comments here seem to think that automation is going to translate into more freedom for the working class. When has that ever panned out? How much leisure time do you have, after years of these "innovations"? We are Charlie Brown trying to kick the football

people are already dunking on OP but I think the really funny part is her use of "working class" here

agriculture is not working class!!! Karl Marx specifically went out of his way to exclude peasants and smallholders from the proleteriat!!! subsistence agriculture is not a desirable thing!!!

10.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As we all know, subsistence agriculture had a 30 hour work week

10.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Secret Project: The Longevity Vaccine
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Secret Project: The Longevity Vaccine YouTube video by matsku84

youtu.be/jdCB9yE9Hcc?...

10.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, in 6 months they will have a novel American home-grown interceptor drone that costs ten times as much and is 10% as reliable!

10.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Timestopper Tactics

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10.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
SMAC

6 and a half hour sci-fi strategy game mix
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10.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, I wonder what % of people making investment decisions about firms in Lebanon know that ~a million Lebanese people just got displaced from their homes by the IDF

09.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Markets (and MSM) have an extremely big blind spot in that they do not actually know what is going on in any war at all

09.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think scenario 2, where the US bombs Shahed launchers at low intensity ~forever, is also very likely, in part because it means they can fool the market into thinking the war is over (like with Gaza)

09.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We were in scenario 3 before this war even started

09.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The press knows the war is over because ongoing airstrikes on Tehran are renamed to Operation Enduring Fury, which means it's not a war anymore

09.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exact opposite is also possible: war continues at like 10% lower intensity while president grandpa declares peace has been achieved

09.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure it's solace to thousands of dead Iranians that they were murdered in incompetent fashion

09.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even then that's like 10 times better than the DC track lmao

09.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke: Charlie Kirk is the future (quasi-religious quasi-preacher reactionary spiritual leaders)

Woke: Charlie Kirk is the future (wildly unsuccessful astroturfed attempt to appeal to the youth that garners the support of a tiny number of nazis that the gen Xers find cool)

09.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact they never integrated something like APKWS on those Hinds is just horrendous tbh

09.03.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

resident evil characters flirting be like

09.03.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, but as far as I'm aware Iran has not repurposed SA-2s into ASBMs like the Houthis did.

08.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0