🌧️ Hun | Bashou バショウ 🎐

What about... eating vegetables?

Have you tried bloodsucking?

Have you tried bloodletting?

Maybe you could take the opportunity to go on sick leave and go find a hot girl and bathe with her, I don't know. Since you're not fond of the idea of me washing you.

[They shrug.]

Stinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

//What the fuck even is this quotebot, man...

//Hun is peak sepia/tangerine/flamigo about Proton fr

You came to the right place, then.

It means you're a stinky bug who needs washed. Slash lighthearted, slash joke.

What was your reason?

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Happy to be of help, then.

Ah... makes sense...

We have a few tucked away in the storage unit for field supplies, if you want one. Somewhere next to the bow saws and hedge clippers, I think. If you find the shotguns, you've gone too far.

... Easily done, but I'm honestly surprised you don't own one.

You do it.

The Glalie is beside the point.

Glalie happened. But that's beside the point.

"What's day know? Oh right.

HAPPY DAY, WOMEN. SLAY, GIRLS!"

Be like the guy who tried to attack my dad with a machete.

I don't talk to Archer.

Good luck talking about your penis.

[Without turning to look at Hun, he gives a thumbs up as they walk out of Proton's room.]

...Is this by choice or by design?

For us it's always the post-mission paperwork and the occasional incident report.

...I really don't want you around while I'm talking about my penis, to be honest.

[He opens the door, not bearing to face the executive. He checks if the coast is clear before exiting.]

Good luck locating it. My gun, that is.

It's always a relief getting away from HQ — we can generally take control of our work schedules and actually get some proper sleep when we're in the field.

You might want to think about changing your clothes first...

[He turns, makes for the door. He'll take a pill once he's out — he keeps a supply of those in his pocket. Dry swallowing is safez right? Or, he could find a water cooler...?]

Should I wait for you or go on ahead?

If certain members of this team had their way, I likely never would...

What-? No...! This is huge news! Should we ring the local paper?

Bold of you to assume I sleep