Helen Rosner

Lmao

I say this to myself near-daily lol

I’m gonna spray you with water

It’s like … spicy yogurt with vodka?

Maybe we deserve what we’ve got coming to us

It was so beautiful

Bring back Glider Pro pls

Does anyone else remember the 1990s computer game where you are a paper airplane flying peacefully through a beautiful side-scroll house

Would you eat it then, or

Now we’re maybe just reinventing @studiedtorments.bsky.social’s chowder poutine

YES

I’ve always found it appealing tbh

Yes?????!!!

This was my exact inspo!

I’ve just had a huge and important idea, which is: country fried steak but instead of white gravy it’s really thick clam chowder

That’s just Napa normal

Really important to wear your chef’s coat for this sort of thing

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

I don’t remember this at all! Sorry!

Ooh

This is my punishment for being on an airplane and reading a book, wow

Ooooh

Why is this circulating again // this should never stop circulating

🫡

I’m just trying to optimize for my jet lag

Anything really good (more of a sit-down thing than pastries though)

True collective humanity

Also does anyone have any really good breakfast recommendations for Seattle

JARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every time my plane lands I still, in a bone-deep way, want to check in at the airport on Foursquare