Will Simpson

It is unwise to get into an argument on the internet. You will then be in an argument on the internet and that is a sorry place to be.

Another power outage today, and as a bonus, the battery on our generator died. Always fun to have that happen during a blizzard.

I just had a whole conversation where I repeatedly called the Strait of Hormuz the 'Strait of Vermouth' and only realized it after the fact. 🤦‍♂️

A desaturated, ethereal beach with waves lapping against the sand. The title overlayed on top reads 'Seaside Sunshine Emmeline'.

A crude drawing of a horse wearing a racing mask adorned with little stars. Above it is the title, 'Honse'.

The title of this book reads 'SVAN', all caps, in two layers over top of a colorized negative of a mountain range.

An inverted, colorful field of flowers over an empty sky where the title sits - 'The Second Summer of Love'.

My continued adventures in book cover design are going... I can't say well exactly. They are certainly going though.

Absolutely blown away by the demo of The Eternal Life of Goldman. The storytelling is incredible and the visual style is a joy to behold. My enjoyment was only mildly tempered by my being pretty terrible at precision platformers.

This is an extremely pro-sandwich community.

Thank goodness they all signed liability waivers.

Ah yes. The secret handshake. With the secret hands.

Mick Foley is one of the few people on earth who should be allowed to have a sock puppet account. #WrestleSky

Morbius 2: The Morb The Merrier.

A lowercase L and a lowercase R placed one above the other, intended to look like a stylized human hand with only the index finger pointed up.

A pair of gourds with the one in front visibly missing it's core.

A metal briefcase with a diamond design at it's center.

The word "Gnome" written in a graffiti-inspired style.

A few fresh-ish pieces of my logo design work. #logo #logodesign

It has always been my policy to be kind to witches. On the basis of the fact that I have never once been turned into a newt, I think it's going well.

I think that was the most joyful halftime show I've ever seen.

Too late!

When I hear the term Radical Socialist, in my head I picture Trotsky on a skateboard.

The new Muppets show was pretty great. Breeziest half hour of television I've seen in a while.

Co-op is kinda booming right now. And the pitch of 'Skyrim friendslop' would definitely be able to find an audience.

Flip that y-axis. Same information, just put the 0% at the top and the 100% at the bottom, so the line is going up. Line goes up is good.

I've been using Inkscape for a few years now and can vouch for it as a fantastic program. If you hit a snag, there are several solid youtube channels that will walk you through how to do the thing you want to do. Logos By Nick in particular has saved my bacon at least half a dozen times.

Is this finally the debut of "No Gimmicks Needed" Steve The Samurai?

The other guys in the Rumble are in trouble if they cut to a commercial mid-match.

A white cover with a smear of dark blue paint across the top half. Title reads "Opus".

A weathered yellow and orange book cover with a depiction of a sun. Title reads "Sun Dogs".

A cover with a knitted pattern showing a woman standing on a pile of rocks, staring out over the ocean. Title reads "Yarn Over Coos", with the tagline "Chain stitch your life back together."

A black cover with a green and purple snake. Title is "Serpentine", with the tagline "Keep your friends close".

Tried making some book covers. Since I am still figuring out illustration, I had to rely on typography and various free stuff I found on the internet.

This is probably a personal taste thing, but I hate it when a new TV show is dumped, in it's entirety, all at once, on a streaming service. One new episode every week makes me a lot more likely to actually watch a show. It's more digestible that way.

Through some admittedly half-assed research, I have learned that Lake Superior has at least two localized cryptids. One which is a 75 foot long green serpent named Pressie, and the other, Mishipizheu, is an enormous aquatic horned panther.

I can't get over how good that livery looks.

I propose that we start stacking umlauts. The higher the stack, the further from gender you are.

Nothing wrong with it. French bread pizza is a filling and surprisingly inexpensive meal. Two baguettes, sauce, cheese and pepperoni will feed a family of four easy.

Bit cold out today.

Every time I see a trailer for GOAT, the anthro animal basketball movie coming out in a few weeks, I can't shake the feeling that it would make for a pretty incredible video game.

Having the hp logo on the front of the left shoulder is fine. Having it on the belly is fine. But doing both of them makes them look a tad desperate. We know you're there, fellas.