BREAKING: Eurovision Director Martin Green says the 70th Anniversary tour was NOT cancelled due to poor ticket sales. "Actually, it was because we realised the acts were quite shit" Martin told us. #Eurovision
REVEALED: UK commentator Scott Mills is incredibly excited for the UK entry to drop. "It's like a mix of Electro Velvet and Bonnie Tyler - I think we're going to WIN!" he told us exclusively. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: A*Teens reveal if they make it to Eurovision they will change their name to A*Oldies. "Seems more accurate" Dhani told us. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Bambie Thug says they're delighted Ireland is out of Eurovision 2026. "At least we don't have to sit through that Late Late Show utter shite" they told us exclusively. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Eurovision supremo Martin Green reveals why there was no vote on Israel participation. "We were going to but the tea lady came into the room and we totally forgot about it" he told us exclusively. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: EBU set to hold a vote on whether to definitely have a vote on Israel's Eurovision participation. "And we may have a vote on whether we should have that vote too" an insider told us. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: ZoΓ« MΓ« says she's totally over her zero televote. Her new single 'The Public Are Wankers' is out on September 12th. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Remember Monday have totally forgotten what day of the week it is. "After all that Eurovision nonsense, we're all over the place!" they trilled. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Christer BjΓΆrkman reveals the thinking behind the Grand Final running order. "Mainly to help Sweden win again, and to totally fuck over Luxembourg" he told us. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Ncuti Gatwa pulled out of being the UK jury spokesperson because he was so angry that Red Sebastian didn't qualify. "He's absolutely fuming" a source told us. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Celine Dion is refusing to perform at Eurovision 2025 unless she can duet with Scott Fitzgerald. "She's insisting, but Scott isn't keen" an insider told us. #Eurovision
REVEALED: Jon Ola Sand says he's looking forward to Eurovision 2025. "I hope Γsterdahl gets booed again!" he chuckled. #Eurovision
REVEALED: Belgium's Red Sebastian doesn't even like strobe lights or indeed clubbing. "I'd rather be at home with a good book" he told us. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Marco Mengoni elected as new Pope, succeeding Francis. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: The staging for Louane's entry will feature pictures of famous Mothers including Mother Teresa and Old Mother Hubbard. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Mary Berry will reveal the UK jury points at Eurovision 2025 as a tribute to ex-husband Colin Berry. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Australia's Go-Jo reveals that his favourite milkshake flavour is anchovy and sweetcorn. "It's gorgeous!" he told us. #Eurovision
REVEALED: UK act Remember Monday will do something not seen on a Eurovision stage by a UK act since 2022. "They'll sing in tune" a BBC insider told us. #Eurovision
BREAKING: ZiBBZ confirmed as main interval act for Eurovision 2025. "We're thrilled to get them" organisers told us. #Eurovision
REVEALED: Croatia's Marko BoΕ‘njak says he's never actually had a 'Poison Cake'. "I'd prefer a lemon drizzle any day" he told us exclusively. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Norway's Kyle Alessandro reveals the meaning of his song 'Lighter'. "It's about when I wanted a cigarette but didn't have a lighter so I had to ask someone for one" he told us. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Flo Rida says he's been calling Senhit every week since Eurovision 2021. "She never returns my calls! I just want to make another 'Adrenalina'!" he told us. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Loreen reveals she didn't think much of 'Revolution'. "It was like a shit version of 'Heroes', with bits of paper chucked around. No wonder it lost!" she told us exclusively. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: The UK song from Remember Monday at Eurovision 2025 is called 'Serving Count(ry)'. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Erika Vikman rejects criticism that her song 'Ich Komme' is too sexual. "It's actually about the Maastricht Treaty" she told us. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Ireland expected to run out of tinfoil stocks following EMMY's Eurosong victory. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Strong rumours that the UK will send a girl band for Eurovision 2025. The group consists of Bonnie Tyler, SuRie and the woman out of Electro Velvet, according to a source. #Eurovision
EXCLUSIVE: Bobbysocks are back in MGP after 40 years, with brand new track 'Suck You Off'. #Eurovision
BREAKING: NeonoeN reveal they're gutted to not be Montenegro's 2025 entry. "We were so looking forward to coming 16th in semi final 2!" they told us. #Eurovision
BREAKING: Eric Saade to release new single 'Butter Between My Buttocks' on December 13th. #Eurovision
