spunquee

Heeyyyy! it has been. I hope you and Mojo are hanging in. Sending so much love and comfort 💜

yessss doc oc was unbearably hot

Jinkeys!

Millie Bobby Brown riding atop a crab of purples that closely matches her outfit.

celebs hailing crabs instead of cabs: thread

Voice to text typed giraffe folder instead of drafts folder and I will refer to it that way forever now

omg same problem here. Undeniably delicious.

Will Sauron and Goku team up next episode to fight Morgath?

Find out next time on LORD OF THE RINGSSS ZZZZZZZZZ

Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

that’s exactly what it is. You call it out and end any engagement. Their ego doesn’t know how to handle it.

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

yes

YESSSSS

I mean the texture of twizzlers is waxy

Many Issues Are Present With U.S. Lunar Landers, OIG Report Finds Having announced its audit back in July 2024, NASA's Office of Inspector General (OIG) recently released its report into the SpaceX and Blue Origin Human Landing Systems (HLS), contracted to land astr...

The Office of Inspector General at NASA has found several issues with Artemis' lunar landers, including their schedules, systems development speed, and astronaut usable systems

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if you like wax

I honestly think the drones are coming from inside the house. I don’t usually subscribe to conspiracy theories but this administration… woof

Homer Simpson in his flowered muumuu throttling the drinking bird he used to avoid his job

pineapple! the snack that eats you back

good morning and too true

FINALLY the reporters asking real questions

panda brand licorice stays as good if not better than the black licorice of the 70s

be my butterfly, sugar, baby

i started playing Still Alive on my dulcimer and... that is a weird song. i'm not talking about the lyrics, those are wild enough.

but what kind of song resolves on its third AFTER a key change?? it makes no sense but it works.

mr. coulton, you are a mad man.

and the taste 🤢

An ascii image of Alf, the classic family friendly hog

A(lf)SCII

Thinking about my experiences with polyam relationships

I had no idea what consent was in my 20s

We should have a public safety campaign about consent being on-going, explicit, and affirmative responses to regular check-ins on the part of any and all participants in any sexual and/or kink acts

They can't hear you, Lindsey. They're dead.

Heater being a perfect loaf (no feet) on my orange desk chair that she was scratched up and vomited on (it’s her favorite place bc it smells like mom)

AIPAC IS DROPPING $1 MILLION AGAINST US SO HEATER IS ASKING YOU TO JOIN OUR LIVESTREAM IN AN HOUR!!!

twitch.tv/katabughazaleh

youtube.com/@katmabu

Did you forget?