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I'm a gentle oryx named Orynx. I love reading #LitigationDisasterTours Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns. They/Them

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I actually gasped.

10.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ikr?!

Sometimes ya just gotta go slow.

But I really appreciate not having to get my hooves wet. Poodle hates wet hoof prints.

10.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bwahahaha

I should have given Turts a ride.

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Goat's profile. A hand drawn red circle is around the bell/alert button to draw attention to it.

A screenshot of Goat's profile. A hand drawn red circle is around the bell/alert button to draw attention to it.

Hay Critters,

You can also turn on notifications for specific critters. Just click the bell on their profile πŸ˜‚
I's don't normally like bells on critters, it's hard to sneak around, but well
*Shuffles hooves*

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Otter, I's love you. You are always welcome, you are always wanted. We've missed you. We're here.

04.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hay!
@leviforoffice.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @boebertgoat.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social @chuckgoat.bsky.social @nunesgoat.bsky.social

Look!! It's Otter!! 🦦

03.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Otter??
OTTER?!!!!!!

*PRANCES*

*Sniffles*

*Extends snoot*

03.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my fluff!

Those snoots!
Boop! Boop! Boop!

And let me say, some of those humans got into very sus things, ijs!

Tysvm for sharing.

*Makes noms for those cute lil snoots*

@boebertgoat.bsky.social
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
@leviforoffice.bsky.social

27.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the video being shared

bsky.app/profile/razz...

13.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My parents both did this for me as well. Knew you'd appreciate it.

13.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just have to tag in @dmschmeyer.bsky.social
And @hipcrimevocab.net see the qp post by Ursula.

13.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Umm....
Ummm....
I promised not to tell, but @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social found the fruity drinks.
And for getting inside, I'm not sure how that happened. I remember being pushed a lot.

10.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't mean to!

*Hangs head*

I'm sorry, my horns itched!!

10.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's too early for drinking shots πŸ₯ƒ
I'll save the laches shot for after work 🀣

09.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not local to the area and have been trying to research both the Monterey Canyon and the Mariana Trench. I taught my autocorrect bad habits! Sorry!

06.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I was trying to refer to around Monterey Bay. (It was a stupid autocorrect I totally missed)The Monterey Canyon being so important to the ecology there. I was worrying about groups looking to exploit and cause major damage to it. The discussions to remove the sanctuary status are concerning.

06.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any thoughts about the impact to southern sea otters if deep sea mining is allowed in the Pacific? I'm thinking specifically about the Mariana Trench and surrounds. (Love the keystone species)
... And can you please tell the local sharks there sea otters aren't fatty enough to be food? 🀣

06.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, you were visited by the cat distribution system again. You belong to this kitty too now.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

05.02.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he's def related.

05.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, just cuz...

*Yells*
MIKE!
@questauthority.bsky.social

02.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Liam.

30.01.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 9445 πŸ” 2947 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 180

If I see you look at someone like that I'll snort, stomp my hooves and lower horns at the person.
I can herd them to the water for you.

30.01.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*hands Mike money*
Can you please get me some too?

29.01.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you find it for sale, let us know please?

28.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 97501 πŸ” 40890 πŸ’¬ 4302 πŸ“Œ 5362

Take care of yourself my friend.
That is a horrifying account.

28.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry Raccoons. I know it's been a challenge for you.

27.01.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're allowed to whine. You're amongst friends. The muscle relaxer will hopefully help.

Then bath bomb!

26.01.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damnit. I's sorry.
Wish I was closer to help out.
HunnyShark will get home before I could even grab a plane.
Any frozen peas? They're great ice packs.

26.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe HuntShark could lure kitty up and down slowly with kitty treats?

-slowly so no claw!

26.01.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0