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@loottheroom

Professional grumpy person. Award winning RPG writer of The Wretched, Treasures Of The Troll King, A Dungeon Game. Co-designer of Tunnels & Trolls 2025. Words in Pathfinder 2, Fallout, Discworld, etc. loottheroom.itch.io Email: chris @ loot the room .uk

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I may have asked my library to get that book after I saw you post about it the other day

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to work in the NHS and a few years ago the entire health system went down for a day because someone sent a test email to 850,000 people and someone reply all'd. In hindsight it was hilarious but it was so incredibly stressful at the time

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Begone, GenAI bot.

11.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest regret with Reivdene is that I wrote it in bullet points fragments rather than Actual Prose and I'm really glad that this review calls that out as a weakness

10.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, theatre is a visual medium and a good production absolutely annihilates simply reading the text (and I say this as someone with a degree in Shakespeare)

10.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The commitment to inconsistent capitalisation really sells this and I think you know that

10.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absent from this short list because I should be sleeping:

* Jack Spicer - After Lorca
* Martin Carter - Poems Of Affinity
* Michael Ondaatje - The Collected Works Of Billy The Kid
* Benjamin Fondane - Cinepoems And Others
* Gwendolyn Brooks - In The Mecca
* Lorna Goodison - Supplying Salt and Light

10.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrote a very quick (free) post over on Patreon recommending a handful of poetry collections that I found particularly impactful, if you're interested in exploring poetry and don't know where to start

www.patreon.com/posts/152733...

10.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to have a little notebook that I carried when I was a bookseller where I wrote down every book I saw that I wanted to read. Last year I deliberately threw it out and it honestly felt incredible

10.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in the UK. Kids are definitely being given full books to read here.

10.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The noise I just made

10.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course they do

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You'll all love Emily Dickinson

10.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely begging RPG writers to give more of a shit (read: any of a shit) about the actual craft and art of writing.

Yes, get into poetry, for the love of god.

10.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Realistically if I can't sell 30 games to raise this then I probably shouldn't be paying to keep the site up anyway so yknow

It is what it is

10.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chris Bissette

Hey so Loot The Room is going to disappear off the internet if I can't come up with about Β£250 in the next few days.

If you've ever thought about picking up any of my games now would be an excellent time to do that.

loottheroom.itch.io

10.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

There are very few people I'll talk shit about publicly but here we are

10.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If that were true Andrews McMeel would still have an RPG division. Let's not forget it was always second to crossword puzzle books.

10.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when that Reddit poweruser who was top of every single thread for a decade was revealed to be using sockpuppets and never posted ever again?

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cat 's face with the words `` not hee '' written next to it . Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with the words `` not hee '' written next to it .

Anne Carson

10.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
E. P. Coleridge's translation of a passage from Orestes. It reads:

ORESTES
Well said! thy shrewdness saves thee; go within.

PHRYGIAN
Thou wilt not kill me after all?

ORESTES
Thou art spared!

PHRYGIAN
O gracious words!

ORESTES
Come, I shall change my mind-

PHRYGIAN
Ill-omened utterance!

E. P. Coleridge's translation of a passage from Orestes. It reads: ORESTES Well said! thy shrewdness saves thee; go within. PHRYGIAN Thou wilt not kill me after all? ORESTES Thou art spared! PHRYGIAN O gracious words! ORESTES Come, I shall change my mind- PHRYGIAN Ill-omened utterance!

Anne Carson's translation of Orestes, the same extract as in the first screenshot, which reads:

ORESTES : Very poetic. Your eloquence has saved you. Go indoors.

SLAVE : You won’t kill me?

ORESTES : Go.

SLAVE : Fabulous.

ORESTES : Unless I reconsider.

SLAVE : Not fabulous.

Anne Carson's translation of Orestes, the same extract as in the first screenshot, which reads: ORESTES : Very poetic. Your eloquence has saved you. Go indoors. SLAVE : You won’t kill me? ORESTES : Go. SLAVE : Fabulous. ORESTES : Unless I reconsider. SLAVE : Not fabulous.

Thinking about Anne Carson's translation of Orestes again.

(E.P. Coleridge's 1891 translation on the left for reference)

10.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blood In The Margins by Chris Bissette Dark academia, wretched & alone

My new Wretched & Alone game Blood In The Margins is out now! You killed someone on campus with your friends. Journal about the victim, the justifications, the investigation closing in.

https://loottheroom.itch.io/blood-in-the-margins

10.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly is free

loottheroom.itch.io/a-dungeon-game

10.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still haven't recovered

10.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crawl! Mega-Edition, No. 1 A super-sized special collectors edition of Crawl! fanzine, no.1, the original zine for Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG. Many editions exists but not like this one.

The original DCC RPG zine is back, bigger than ever. (Literally.) You can help @reverenddak.bsky.social funk a new edition of Crawl's first issue, with an alternate new cover by Doug Kovacs.

10.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did not know that but I'm about to fall down a rabbithole

10.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they name the character Harvey Specter because Gabriel Macht played The Spirit or

10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Wretched and the subsequent Wretched & Alone SRD were highly influential in how I think about games. It opened up a whole new world of solo TTRPGs for me.

If you've never checked out the original, you really should: loottheroom.itch.io/wretched

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cypher System This is a mirror ofΒ this Twitter thread, which was written in real timeΒ as I read Cypher System. It hasn’t been edited in any way. You can pick up Cypher System fromΒ DriveThruRPG. You can alsoΒ leav…

A long time ago I live tweeted my way through Cypher Sytem. If you're interested in seeing those posts, they now exist in blog form over on Loot The Room.

https://loottheroom.uk/cypher-system

10.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No

10.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0