I always wanted people to lie:
“Well Alex, I was raised by wolves until I was 12, when I was bitten by a radioactive salamander and became the sidekick of IguanaMan”
Dude got the ratio he was looking for
Another amazing draft pick
I really wanna shove Ken Rosenthal into a locker
Pope Leo XIV wearing a White Sox hat
Team USA never stood a chance
YOU DID THIS
Me watching Brad Keller fuck up in the WBC
Edgar Quero, come on down!
/edgar Quero pulls hamstring while running down from crowd
Love something like the White Sox love soft tissue injuries
Jackass 7 in a theater this summer
Having 6 months off of hearing Ken Rosenthal and Mark DeRosa on my TV speakers was nice.
“Wapping” was right there
Ayyyyyyyyyy
I am excite.
Why is the pope not in a sox hat
Can’t say I’m shocked
Team Italy has a bunch of guys who’s last names sound like they worked for Al Capone, and also Kyle Teel
The “yeah, but it’ll be different for ME” cognitive dissonance is apparently unstoppable
I was bummed when Starks left, and now exactly what I expected has happened to him
I legit thought I was the only one who hadn’t seen it. Now I truly am
/christopher walken voice:
Good-night, moon
Good-night. Sphere
Good-night all,
Within range, that can hear
I was unaware that Jon Mayer did hymns
Evergreen
Haha those chants were mega piped in. (Not that I’m giving them any credit)
