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36/M/PDX (SF expat), AuDHD, monkey, shy, stoned, chaotic neutral, gaymer, Cajun, Italian, antifa, LEGO, Dandori, Zelda, FF, N64, modding. Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖 Raging since 1989 ♥️ felixgrey.bsky.social

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Latest posts by derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk

Sitting here wiping my eyes after every yawn. Ppl probably think I’m crying hah

10.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lookin good, Bo!

10.03.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sleepy and yawning all day but I know the moment I get home from work I’ll be wide awake and could stay up past midnight if I wanted to. 🤡

10.03.2026 23:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HOW DARE YOU LAY YOUR FILTHY PAWS ON HER MAJESTY!

10.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need a good pro-political rock band like RATM for this fucked up age we’re in. We need Zack to come out of retirement. Surely he can still scream at age 56…

10.03.2026 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh they definitely would!

10.03.2026 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FINE I WILL

10.03.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dont believe you

10.03.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
10.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes!

10.03.2026 22:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My days off are for sleep. I’m bad about being productive.

10.03.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I lived in the Bay Area still I’d be down to help paint n stuff.

10.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh there was supposed to be a picture

10.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I weren’t a contractor (I’d have a car but) maybe I could ask to work this week from home cause fuck cold rain on the motorcycle. My poor cold fingers.

10.03.2026 20:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait til I tell mom!

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man, if Trump was talking about my country like this I’d be terrified and try to find one of Ru Paul’s doom shelters. I’m scared for this planet right now. He’s gonna blow everyone up, I just know it.

10.03.2026 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I figured

10.03.2026 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being handsome, as usual

10.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmmm I want pizza and beer

10.03.2026 17:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are over 100 rocks in Oregon alone!

10.03.2026 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where are Mormons and Amish?

10.03.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure why not. How about we flip? 😈

10.03.2026 17:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 14067 🔁 2988 💬 278 📌 214
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two goats are playing in a grassy field and one is riding on the back of the other . ALT: two goats are playing in a grassy field and one is riding on the back of the other .

Yikes! Are you a goat-chee?

10.03.2026 16:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yikes I know that feeling all to well *gentle hugs*

10.03.2026 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙁

10.03.2026 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Star Wars Episode 1 or Sixth Sense (which coincidentally I am watching this moment)

10.03.2026 04:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dont know how to tell what my #1 movie was but if it’s Fantasia 2000 i’m screwed….

10.03.2026 04:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hi I'm woody, howdy howdy howdy.

10.03.2026 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damn dude that's far! was there nothing you could do that was closer?

10.03.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0