Pay someone (highly trained individual?) to stick a needle in my veins (infection risk) instead of swallowing a cheap pill? (Or just having a good diet)
No. Actually. Not likely to either.
Pulled the rug on her commission based sales apparently. (Not just her, but the concept)
And unfortunately no longer possible, even over there, since Ann Summers 💩 on the lovely @theknickerfairy.bsky.social 💔
An alien’s face floats in the bubbles of a cup of coffee
We should go.
#Gonkmas (thank you for the # @wonkybloke.bsky.social )
Bless you, and your family Jaffa ❤️🩹
Burying my mum today 💔
Wednesday! 🙋♀️
🙁
Have one of you lot broke Twitter?!
I’ve not just been summarily dismissed then? Phew.
Snippet from a YouTube video:
Kinky people are basically just geeks with scarier toys.
This account….. smells of Chlorine Dioxide & Alien Goddess
Never ever eat ‘fish with no name’!
Cod though Dick.
Everyone knows haddock is the fish of choice! 😉
What’s that for?
You can check things for free on the government’s website.
www.gov.uk/get-vehicle-...
In perpetuity
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
Hull Fair has started
( @janusxuk.bsky.social can DM for context, if needed)
Bondara are a good place to start
www.bondara.co.uk/bondage-gear...
Not the Boston in Lincolnshire!
That’s why I didn’t hear it! 🚨
*sad face, but yeah….
Jeezus Christ. You know I’ll be asleep by then!! 💤
Oh I have to come over here, do I?!
I pop in here now and again, just to check on you deserters, but don’t really post….
I need one.
🫏
I NEED one.
Hang on to your titfer!
Front row.
Morning Fil 😘
My lovely #Filipino colleague? She’s a silly goose. I could sell tickets! 🥪
