Well well well, if it isn't the loves of my life ❤️
Well well well, if it isn't the loves of my life ❤️
Trying to decide if Kafka's diary entries resonate more with my inability to write my dissertation or my inability to write my fictional projects... 🤔 #DecisionsDecisions
Spending my Thursday SCREAMING at essays on my computer screen:
"There is NO WAY you wrote this. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."
...please don't use AI to write your essays they are horrible and frustrating and now you're making more work for your instructors/TAs in a way that doesn't benefit you at all 💔
I am 400% sure that the restaurants in my area deliver spicier food if I use Uber Eats (which appears under my partner's name) as opposed to Door Dash (under my name).
...I really want to test this to confirm, though.
@holydongbird.bsky.social @nowakshanice.bsky.social @tigterrysilver.bsky.social
OH NO HE'S ONTO US
A snippet of a conversation about writing:
Me: I can't stop writing snarky characters - I can't get a nice, wholesome voice down.
Par: It's just a case of art imitating life!
Me: ...😠
Par: Before you say anything, recognize that you're likely just going to prove my point.
Me: 🤬
Currently having a conversation with someone I don't know who has shared that they've basically dreamed up fanfiction about a little world I've created over the last couple years.
...I've peaked, y'all. That's all my dumb little brain has ever wanted! 😭♥️
Will I be able to keep myself from listening to the new Wicked album before seeing the movie on Thursday night?
(The Clock of the Time Dragon doesn't like my odds of holding out...)
MY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS WORK TRIP YAY! 😍🎉♥️
...I'm running workshops all weekend and also next weekend. 🥲
It's okay, we'll see each other when we're old and grey... ☠️
I'm *DYING* 😂
(Anyway let me send you and/or your cousin to go look at fun museum things)
Wow, thanks King Bowser!
Hey @holydongbird.bsky.social is this a fake you? GIRL YOU'RE FAMOUS
Slayer, to make us think of the good old days...
Does he have a name yet?
I will send you money to make it happen!
Got too excited to eat a new soup so I had it for breakfast and now I feel like the whole earth is off-balance. What is time, and what happens when we step out of its flow?
(Soup was good though)
Archer was just watching a morning show segment about fun children's gift ideas, and now the pressure for me to deliver this Christmas is starting to mount! What do you get the dog that has everything?
Belated Halloween doodles I left on the communal teaching team flipcharts - my favourite is obviously Anxiety Ghost, who moans of our eternal doom in grad student hell!
(Yes, this is the peak of my artistic ability)
I just want to scream about TV shows and my dog LET ME LIIIVE 😭
I beg any and all cognitive linguists who have followed me here to evacuate the premises immediately, since I respect you all and I am NOT here to be serious 😂
No posts, only wordless screeching about #CobraKai today.
I AM SO HAPPY!
#CobraKaiSeason6 #CobraKaiSeason6Part2 #CobraKaiSpoilers
Man, when I finally have a decent job I'm going to bankroll your entire existence so you keep making this stuff!
I was all hyped up to stay up until midnight for #CobraKai tonight (quite a feat for me), but Par made the very valid point that if #TerrySilver comes back (he is), I will be screaming whenever he's on screen, and we share walls with 6 other people. 🙃
Tomorrow morning it is! 🐍
Someone explain to me why my brain won't let me listen to anything but covers by the #Warblers on #Glee today because I'm not-so-slowly losing my MIND.
I mean we don't know for sure DON'T FRAME IT LIKE THIS I'M SOBBING 😭💔
The #ThomasIanGriffith experience:
(and also implied he was a dorky little virgin but Y'KNOW.)
Did he like the one where you called him a blueberry muffin?