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PhD candidate studying cognitive linguistics & humour! Can open child-proof containers on her own 7 times out of 10! (she/her)

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Well well well, if it isn't the loves of my life ❤️

05.12.2024 03:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.12.2024 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trying to decide if Kafka's diary entries resonate more with my inability to write my dissertation or my inability to write my fictional projects... 🤔 #DecisionsDecisions

01.12.2024 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spending my Thursday SCREAMING at essays on my computer screen:
"There is NO WAY you wrote this. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."

...please don't use AI to write your essays they are horrible and frustrating and now you're making more work for your instructors/TAs in a way that doesn't benefit you at all 💔

28.11.2024 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am 400% sure that the restaurants in my area deliver spicier food if I use Uber Eats (which appears under my partner's name) as opposed to Door Dash (under my name).
...I really want to test this to confirm, though.

28.11.2024 03:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@holydongbird.bsky.social @nowakshanice.bsky.social @tigterrysilver.bsky.social
OH NO HE'S ONTO US

27.11.2024 02:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

A snippet of a conversation about writing:
Me: I can't stop writing snarky characters - I can't get a nice, wholesome voice down.
Par: It's just a case of art imitating life!
Me: ...😠
Par: Before you say anything, recognize that you're likely just going to prove my point.
Me: 🤬

26.11.2024 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Currently having a conversation with someone I don't know who has shared that they've basically dreamed up fanfiction about a little world I've created over the last couple years.

...I've peaked, y'all. That's all my dumb little brain has ever wanted! 😭♥️

24.11.2024 03:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Will I be able to keep myself from listening to the new Wicked album before seeing the movie on Thursday night?
(The Clock of the Time Dragon doesn't like my odds of holding out...)

23.11.2024 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS WORK TRIP YAY! 😍🎉♥️
...I'm running workshops all weekend and also next weekend. 🥲

It's okay, we'll see each other when we're old and grey... ☠️

23.11.2024 04:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm *DYING* 😂
(Anyway let me send you and/or your cousin to go look at fun museum things)

20.11.2024 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow, thanks King Bowser!

20.11.2024 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey @holydongbird.bsky.social is this a fake you? GIRL YOU'RE FAMOUS

20.11.2024 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Slayer, to make us think of the good old days...

20.11.2024 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does he have a name yet?

20.11.2024 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will send you money to make it happen!

20.11.2024 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got too excited to eat a new soup so I had it for breakfast and now I feel like the whole earth is off-balance. What is time, and what happens when we step out of its flow?
(Soup was good though)

20.11.2024 16:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Archer was just watching a morning show segment about fun children's gift ideas, and now the pressure for me to deliver this Christmas is starting to mount! What do you get the dog that has everything?

19.11.2024 18:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Belated Halloween doodles I left on the communal teaching team flipcharts - my favourite is obviously Anxiety Ghost, who moans of our eternal doom in grad student hell!
(Yes, this is the peak of my artistic ability)

18.11.2024 23:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just want to scream about TV shows and my dog LET ME LIIIVE 😭

18.11.2024 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I beg any and all cognitive linguists who have followed me here to evacuate the premises immediately, since I respect you all and I am NOT here to be serious 😂

18.11.2024 18:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No posts, only wordless screeching about #CobraKai today.
I AM SO HAPPY!
#CobraKaiSeason6 #CobraKaiSeason6Part2 #CobraKaiSpoilers

15.11.2024 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, when I finally have a decent job I'm going to bankroll your entire existence so you keep making this stuff!

15.11.2024 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was all hyped up to stay up until midnight for #CobraKai tonight (quite a feat for me), but Par made the very valid point that if #TerrySilver comes back (he is), I will be screaming whenever he's on screen, and we share walls with 6 other people. 🙃
Tomorrow morning it is! 🐍

14.11.2024 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone explain to me why my brain won't let me listen to anything but covers by the #Warblers on #Glee today because I'm not-so-slowly losing my MIND.

14.11.2024 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean we don't know for sure DON'T FRAME IT LIKE THIS I'M SOBBING 😭💔

14.11.2024 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The #ThomasIanGriffith experience:

14.11.2024 03:36 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

(and also implied he was a dorky little virgin but Y'KNOW.)

13.11.2024 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did he like the one where you called him a blueberry muffin?

13.11.2024 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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13.11.2024 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0