The Doctor (parody) 🏳️‍🌈

"Something to break the cycle..."

He pecks R5.
"Sorry, R5. I didn't mean to leave you out."

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“is this some sort of brain scanner?” “some sort, yes. in france, it's called a guillotine!”

"I'm thinking here. I can break this. It's what I do."

"Grandfather paradox. Your entire life is a recursive loop! You were always meant to be the hero!"

"What's on your mind, Martha?"

"It seems as likely as anything. Hold on. Oh! Yes! That's good! Ontological paradox!"

"Right. Yes. Quaint place, this." He remarked.

"Oh, YES!" He kisses Cartoonist on the cheek and laughs.

"A pleasure to meet you, Monroe."

"Can't say I have."

"Ah, same old, same old. An awful lot of running. But that's it. Running, helping, doing my thing." He chuckled.

"A fellow Doctor, I see. Oh, interesting. No, I'm quite fine. I'm Doctor John Smith. Pleased to meet you."

"Oh, honey, I make it a point to know everyone that travels through time. Call it a hobby." He grinned as he scanned him with his sonic.

"Martha, I am really, really me. All past trauma dealt with. Ready to explore and help. Bigeneration is similar to how a single-celled organism reproduces: I split off from another me! Two of me! Ha! This was meant to be a myth! Oh, it's awesome!"

"Oh, it's you! Ha! Scarred, missing a hand, chin that can cut steel, oh, you're Ash!"

"Hullo! Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, did I park here at a bad time? Well, I suppose it's never a proper time to crash your TARDIS on a stranger's lawn, huh?" He grinned awkwardly. Some people get awfully touchy at that.

He places her hands on his hearts with a calm smile.
"Bigeneration. Split off from another me. Honey, you wouldn't even believe what happened since I left." He missed her. That's the hardest part of explaining it all to humans.
Or anyone, really. Timey-wimey stuff is difficult.

//Yeah.

//Yeah.

"Hmm? Oh. OHHHH. Martha Bloody Jones!" It was so long ago. A minute ago? Centuries? Time travel was confusing.
Regardless, it was Martha! Martha Platoon of Judoon upon the Moon Jones!
Oh, yes! He felt so happy seeing her! She was back!

"Ash Williams? Oh, that is amazing! A fellow time traveler! I mean, unwillingly, but that counts."

//Yes.

"Oh, that's awesome! STARS is here! Except that means BOW are here and that's significantly less awesome. How does that equal out?"

"Double Trouble! Ooh, that's so cool!"

"Let's just say I hardly need a check-up."

//Incredibly fun, that!

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"𝙴𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙳𝚛𝚢𝚕! 𝙸𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎?"

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