Adso! 🔜 Your Bed? 🥺

Reaaaal

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your....*attempts to wink at the camera, fails*

Behold, the Roman Dodecahedron Fleshlight! This was the most complicated and least practical silicone pour I've ever done. Never stop making high effort goofs!

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "How it feels to endure and still be kind"

Enduring

I’m contractually obligated to hit you with a: “omg it’s so goooooodd, you haaaave to waaaaatch ittttt”

Got some much needed and very fun drone and bondage time earlier this month. Enjoyed the session immensely and looking forward to the next one!

May your drones be shiny and bright ✨🎅

The only thing that would make me strain more is if you dressed like an Excel spreadsheet. Pivot that table, mama… 🫦

Lookin’ likr a combo pack of post-it notes. Gonna scribble a phone number on you (affectionate)

Crotch shot of person in black latex catsuit kneeling on a black latex bedsheet. They are cupping their balls with a gloved hand. Their genitals are entirely covered in rubber, and a bright pink chastity cage is locked over the entire assemblage.

Two weeks in. Maybe it’s better this way?
Feeling… obedient…

if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette

Lower-body shot of in a grey and white spandex petsuit lying on a couch. Their tiny pink chastity cage and swollen balls are prominently displayed.

One week locked. I know I’m a good dog usually, but I’m about to start tearing the insulation out of the damn WALLS.

The legs are shiny, but somebody has to keep the pups and drones fed around here.

Awoo! Thank you 🐶

Happy Thanksgiving, friends. I’m thankful for all of you wonderful perverts. Here’s a video of me getting dressed to please you. Xoxo.

Ooh… oh my. Inquisitive puppies would like to know what this is from 👉🏻👈🏻

There a signup sheet for this or…?

Is this not just our group chat

Mmmm, loving my new rubber, time to have some f…. What the fuck is this

An open shipping box containing three white pouches with a “Kink 3D” logo. The front bag is labeled “lock and keys”, the bag on the left has a pink label reading “baby cobra standard” and the right bag has another pink label reading “#5 Standard”.

A person in jeans and a black hoodie with jeans unzipped to reveal their genitals now safely enclosed in a pretty pink chastity cage.

New personality trait just dropped…

Noted, keep appliances secured to fixed points, don’t wanna damage the hardware.

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Bless my silly puppy life"

Silly puppy

📝 mmmm yes I see. So the solution is ruining the orgasm AND adding plenty of stroking afterward?

Congrats, puppy!!

Upper torso picture of a person in a rubber singlet and S10 gas mask with mirrored red lenses.

Same drone as before, now a show from a low angle near the crotch. Their arms and legs are spreadeagled, and they have electro loops on their dick.

Same as previous, now from a high angle.

Funny how you put a drone in your gear and they start to look a lot like you…

🤖 @doggofelix.bsky.social

Car got a flat so I couldn’t make it to the bar tonight. Had to figure out something fun to do on my own

The conservatives who ran solely on getting trans kids out of high school sports failed to consider that I actually think all kids should be out of high school sports until high school sports parents learn to behave themselves.

We love to see it, folks

Adso’s Library Cursèd posts from a cursèd ghost. (Posting mostly NSFW materials that didn’t make the cut for Bluesky!)

If anyone’s interested in more Adso, feel free to check out my new Telegram channel! Gonna be posting some fun stuff over there if it doesn’t make it on here!

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Every Florence + The Machine album I’m the faggot who cried “MOTHER!” But this time I’m so so forreal omg.
MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!