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@gayjolsen

Currently recording the first ever rock ‘n’ roll album by a middle-aged white man. He/Him Ha’way the lads.

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I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

11.03.2026 21:01 👍 1871 🔁 493 💬 56 📌 49

How many James Hetfield “oohhh…ye-haa”s is acceptable for an indie artist to put in one demo?

Asking for a friend.

12.03.2026 14:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 14:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also if Utah landed him Darryn might be the best perimeter defender as a rookie besides Harkless and Hardy will play him if he is.

12.03.2026 05:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Losing minutes in frustrating second season? All part of Ace Bailey’s Keyontesque 3rd year leap.

12.03.2026 05:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Elmo uppers and downers

12.03.2026 05:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Counterpoint:

12.03.2026 05:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guy guys relax I *stumped* door to door for Marco Rubio in 2015 before I woke up.

12.03.2026 03:23 👍 143 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

no idea what you're talking about.

11.03.2026 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So glad we didn't have to have flip and brice and co. be the ones bam dropped 83 on

11.03.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have wuss thoughts like that all the time and that's why I can't even handle playing FPS video games.

11.03.2026 16:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm willing to bet that literally 0 professional athletes have ever thought like this.

11.03.2026 16:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also releasing a three song demo this weekend after talking about it for literally two years lmao

11.03.2026 16:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Decided to make Herbie Hancock my most listened to artist of 2026 and I’ve lost 10 pounds and got a raise at work this year.

11.03.2026 16:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is dope

11.03.2026 04:49 👍 3268 🔁 480 💬 4 📌 14

One Battle After Bamnother
Bamgonia
Bammers
Bamamental Value
Bam1
Bamty Supreme
The Secret Bamgent
Bam Dreams
Bamenstein

11.03.2026 02:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I said “Sleater-Kenny” and it was an accident not an announcement of a cover band I started with my buddy Kenny goddammit 🤦‍♂️

10.03.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jeff Winger in community saying he has forced himself to like soccer

Jeff Winger in community saying he has forced himself to like soccer

10.03.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m serious bro, you’re not even going to see that Spiderland reissue I have preordered if you don’t stop.

10.03.2026 20:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro, if you call me old one more time, I’m putting on my Hoka’s and taking my pile of Sleater-Kenny and Superchunk vinyl records home.

10.03.2026 20:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does it matter in a one party state?
I doubt it.
Is it therapeutic for me?
Absolutely.

10.03.2026 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me pointing out that Michael is completely corrupt in a snarky letter.

Me pointing out that Michael is completely corrupt in a snarky letter.

Writing to my representatives is kind of just a hobby of mine at this point. I send one about once a week I call about once a month just to mix things up you know?

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The future of the Jazz is now.

10.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the only thing more stubborn and idiotic than Kamala refusing to commit to stop financing genocide is her supporters still doing this shit in big 2026

09.03.2026 17:09 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Your kit is also sick

09.03.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this recorded anywhere that’s sick

09.03.2026 14:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only criticism of Jayson Tatum is that he doesn’t necessarily have an A+ skill, but the main thing about Jayson Tatum is that the absolute weakest part of his entire game is like a B+

07.03.2026 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Will the Celtics be able to integrate a 6’9” forward whose single most defining characteristic is that he doesn’t take a single thing off of the table as a player?” was the best manufactured story of all time.

07.03.2026 04:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Thought I had a sick riff but then remembered I was just accidentally playing the recurring riff from Mean Street by Van Halen so today’s song recommendation is Mean Street by Van Halen it’s sick.

06.03.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way we expect famous people to age is fucking bonkers. When I see articles about Gerard way’s appearance wondering why he doesn’t look like a teenager and I find out he’s almost 50 I wanna throw up. And obviously it’s wayyy worse for women.

06.03.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0