mx. tannie spankwank

gdi I would buy both that bleached hat and that bleached hoodie on a normal day w/o a second thought 😭😭😭

arirang merch showing a silver wine stopper with 3 circles and a metal chopsticks with a white case that says what is your love song?

remember… USE WITH FLARED BASES ONLYYYY

idk man I just want slightly bratty yoongo getting his hole played with while he whines for dick and gets made to come over and over don't ask questions

mean BUT he kinda loves it 👀 besides he gets to earn it eventually, he just was getting a lil greedy yknow

and also it is extremely hot that they're all just using him and playing with him like a pretty little toy and he cries a lot on it (in a good way) and eventually they decide that yeah. now that he can APPRECIATE it and be good for them, he can have some dick 😈

> and Hobi's like no, baby. Today you get ZERO dick, and instead we're all just going to play with your hole until you over come over and over and over and Yoongi is like LITERALLY TF??? 😩😠 but also like. it's. low-key really fun how he gets to just be absolutely whiny and bratty and needy abt it >

stuck on an OT7 yoongi bday fic bunny with low-key bratty sub Yoongi, where they all get together for his bday orgy (as is right and proper) and Yoongi's like YES now I get ALL THE DICK LESGEDDIT and they're like, aww. Baby is cute. He thinks he gets dick on his birthday. >

I would literally die of happiness FYI

he is so very cat, i cannot help but see it in everything. the whining, the going around in circles...i'm surprised he didn't start stress-grooming 😭 sorry yoongi, but you deserve to be loved very loudly so you don't dare forget how adored you are 💕😔

so they're all playing a big guessing game of what he's actually into

joon who is always available to correct tidbits about queer history and kink culture but has never formally come out to any of them

I did an extra set (4 sets) on almost every PT exercise today (incl. weight training) and then matched my previous swimming lap record.

it's still probably not much for a healthy human but I can feel my joints getting stronger and it is Good even if I am gonna be dead tomorrow.

Never Certain How is taking a break this week and probably next week because a) I need more time to plan and flesh out story arc #2 and b) BTS COMES BACK NEXT FRIDAY I AM GONNA BE A LITTLE BUSY GUYS

bt21 post for yoongis birthday showing "shooky day!" and "we ❤️ u" on signs on the wall with varying pink and red balloons and presents. shooky is wearing a pink and white stripped party hat, blushing on a throne sitting atop several pillows because he likes to be tall. to his left are koya, mang, and cooky, all partying and to his right is rj, chimmy and tata. its a party

he's so embarrassed (endearingly)

fun fact I actually bowed out of having a big wedding for multiple reasons but one of them was that the the thought of 100-200 people just staring at me for an hour (and not in like, a work context) gave me weekly panic attacks

idk how they get on stage all the time I really don't

yoongi u are so real for that birthday video, that many people celebrating me and staring at me is also my nightmare.

baby daddy Hello My beautiful husband My birthday boy yeobo GRRRRR baby daddy how are you still drunk yeobo RAGR FULES ME baby daddy Ragr because I said we didn't need a third wedding yeobo YETH

Happy Yoongi husband birthday: the final

yoongi on weverse live sitting on a beige couch with two birthday cakes in front of him and he's wearing a black beanie *sobs* and a black leather jacket with a white graphic tee underneath, he has his hand cupping his cheek and he is looking at he camera smiling *sobs harder*

*throws chair* LOOK AT HIM !!! LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY !!! I LOVE HIM !!!

TANGIE CAKE TANGIE CAKE TANGIE CAAAAAAKE!!!!

cannot believe you actually gave yourself bangs to make this pic I C O N I C

ᓚᘏᗢ Happy Birthday to our eternal rock/☆ Yoongi ♬⋆.

I like to keep it spicy and inappropriate on this here skyline

but why did you post the same pic twice??

An Instagram post of a cat with a freezie

Yoongi with a frozen treat

Please tell me y'all thought the same thing when you saw the first pic like it's not a reference there are other cats with snacks in the post BUT I MEAN they're the same right

it's really the best birthday wish I can give anyone

Yoongo Boongo at Yet to Come Busan in all black with his long pretty black hair and a big cute smile on his face.

actual feelings words are too hard and too Big today so happy birthday to my favorite smol cranky kitty hyung, hope u are getting consensually fingerblasted into next week my dude

SVET IS LIKE THOSE BTS FACE FRUITS 😭😭😭

@nyappycallie.bsky.social you have truly touched every part of the skyline with your monstrosities

there is NO way i’m going to be able to find the right words for yoongi day, so in true bangtan fashion, i will write him an acrostic poem:

You are like a tangerine
One of you is not enough
Our favorite kitty rapper
Now our favorite kitty appa
Gentle and good
I will end those who speak against you😇

I love this fic so so so much y'all

my illustration for yoongi's birthday, done in pink, purple, blue and warm yellow tones. the artwork has a variety of yoongi and tang doodles. yoongi and tang are cuddling in several of them, often with tang's eyes shut in happiness or looking at his dad with love. one image is of valentino yoongi, with tangie lying at his feet. another is of tang draped in a very ridiculous cat way across yoongi's lap as yoongi smiles at his phone. in another, they nap together in bed. the text reads 'happy yoongi day!! 2026', as well as little notes saying 'kitty models', 'double cat nap, 'the min meows', and 'yoongi's lil' baby'.

happy yoongi day to tangie's appa!! 🐱💕🎂