Service Hellhound 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 FE, AC

am I in the market to buy a house? of course not

am I gonna be mad about this forever? you bet your ass

so fucking tired of people (flippers, especially) painting over and ripping the personality out of every fucking house they touch and painting them depressing, soulless grey

browsing houses on Zillow and frantically looking up how to remove paint from brick because why the fuck are y'all so obsessed woth painting over beautiful, natural, low-maintenance brick???

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BRICK, DON'T BUY A HOUSE WITH BRICK FEATURES, STOP RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US

I just heard it's snowing in Boone 💀

it was 80° yesterday, we were so close 😭

HEY SO i need some advice from anyone who's on controlled prescriptions and has traveled *to the UK from the US, and back*

i need to know some things about controlled medication letters, and it's been frustrating trying to find the exact info i need on them.

please repost if you don't know 💜

please seriously i need advice. i cannot believe i don't know anyone who's travelled out of country with controlled meds

yeah i got that dog in me

but the dog is autism

John Leguizamo is there, and better still, Chris Pratt is not

The 90s Mario movie has been made fun of since it was released and I’ll never say it’s a good movie but it sure is a trip to watch. You simply do not find this level of inscrutable wacky fantasy worldbuilding in movies these days.

yeah i got that dog in me

but the dog is autism

This needs to be immortalized.

People shouldn’t have to use klarna for their bills and/or groceries.

As I have said repeatedly, the only move the anti-trans side has is pretending that they've found a scandal, then describe the way medicine (or medical research) works in every other field but trans care in breathless, scandalized tones.

While there are a bunch of transphobic liberals I think a lot of them are less "we must exterminate the trannies" and more "if we allow/help the conservatives to exterminate these weirdos they will lose them as a weapon against us and we can get back to normal politics" and they're just as dangerous

honestly probably the biggest single disappointment in that whole production :/

Fascinating (negative) to live in a world where we get to watch a bunch of podcasters play CIV badly IRL.

and here I am, just a tboy full of rotisserie chicken (and testosterone, I guess???)

turned these boys into tees, and they're $13 each (and up to 40% off all other shtuff). sale ends 3/16.

peek: mxmorgan.threadless.com/designs/peek

mlem: mxmorgan.threadless.com/designs/mlem...

i love everyone shining light on their morally dubious korps OS and i feel like i do an insufficient job of pointing out my oldest character is basically a burned-out, retired war god with probably more blood on their hands than anyone in history.

anyway he fucks
impeccable art by @itsnero.com

absolutely not a dig at OP or any other person whose palms are (correctly) permaglued to their faces about this insanity, but I just cannot dredge up an ounce of surprise about how stupid and helpless men can be

AMAZING ✨️

HELL YEAH 🔥

No you're cute pretty much all the time

the rest of the world learned stuff from Vietnam and Afghanistan and america didn't

I screamed 😂💀

relics of my very weeb past, found at my dad's house/my childhood home

will be taking the NERV bag to the HEALTH show next month :V

hi Greg, impeachment isn’t removal. we’ve already done it twice and there he still is, shittier than ever

Maddie bringing you all her neighborhood cat gossip and talking about what color she's painting her kitchen and did you get that memo she literally sent 12 seconds ago and what's the name of that 'new' movie (that actually came out three years ago)

Uma Musume brand night-night pills

doctor: okay so THIS is a tranquilizer. take it if you get too anxious
me: okay, yeah
doctor: and THIS is a HORSE tranquilizer. only take this one if you need to be unconscious ASAP.
me: wow. i did not realize horses were so much better at medicine than us

Not content to just steal from the real deal, this game is also ripping off fan designs 😬