there's a new scam going around where they offer you a place to live in exchange for a monthly fee but no matter how many times you pay in excess of the property's value they still keep charging you to live there
You shouldn't be allowed to be a conspiracy theorist if you've never done an office move
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
El pueblo unido jamás será vencido
Nobody thinks a guy doing the YMCA in a frog costume on a city sidewalk is a credible threat to public safety AND Oregon lawyers were able to leverage that perception to discredit the argument that Portland needed immediate federal intervention. Both tactics work in tandem to reinforce the other.
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy marching down a sidewalk with a big frown
going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
I don't care about a.i. and smart machines, but I never feel closer to technology than when a hoover hoovers too hard and starts making loud panicked hoovering noises.
Thank you for your participation in this experiment by the Harvard Political Science department. The study has now completed successfully, with a positive result in finding the maximum amount of losing that is possible for new york to inflict on Cuomo
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
this seems like a true "judges only do this when they're very distressed"
A view from a balcony on a sunny fall day. The sky is blue; there are a few wispy clouds. Trees and rooftops can be seen past the plants hanging on the balcony railing.
Another grim day here in war-ravaged Portland
“ohh i love the summer, i love the heat, i love sunshine, i love when the sun is everywhere” that’s a flawed mindset. that’s chaotic anxious attachment. that’s spiritual psychosis. that’s an incorrect opinion. that’s propaganda. that’s a personal attack.
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires
I currently have a case that started out as a pretty routine unpaid wage case, but in discovery I got a copy of the company's contract with its HR outsourcing vendor, who used AI to draft an agreement that attaches ~personal liability~ to the vendor's shareholders for wage underpayments by clients.
Message me, I have some potential referrals. Or have your friend reach out. Thanks!
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
People who feel obligated to leave the house just bc it’s warm out, please leave your hermit friends alone. The weather doesn’t make the public tolerable all of the sudden.
Cat singing
I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY
FOR A REVOLUTION
something im a little concerned about - and i admit, a lot of this may just be that I am steadily moving towards middle age - but it seems like pretty much everyone is completely bugfuck nuts now. and it seems like that might complicate things, in the future
No Country for Literally Anyone Except Old Men
I own a cardigan for every mood swing I have.
One third of the whole federal government is an unelected bunch of people in dresses who went to law school to learn magic spells and their whole job is to talk to some dead racist ghosts about how we get to live but I'M CRAZY for saying ghosts are real & are my friend
bothered. flaky. agonized. swerving across lanes. unfocused. disintegrating.
Higher-ed moves very slowly and that's usually taken as a negative. But some things are supposed to last centuries. And I'm confident that if not for the power of committees we would definitely have had a NFT certificate program in 2021.
