Rich N

Watching Gladiators with GF and the kids. “Our dad’s favourite is Sabre”. Cue a frosty evening…..

60% of the time it works every time

BREAKING: Arsenal announces Gunnersaurus as new pope

Won £5.20. Maybe I’ll go see a movie. By myself

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> people who think my actual surname is Fantana

Just found a clip of Celine and Jesse in Before Sunrise listening to “Jump” by Dudley Moore…

Harrison Ford dog

Thirteen guaranteed millionaires in the #Euromillions tonight but I’ve only bought four tickets. You’re welcome everyone else.

What does one wear to a golden retriever puppy yoga session? Asking for a friend. I am the friend.

These fuckers drink Brewdog

This could be about any of the Oscar nominees.

No Mr Bond, I expect you to dry!

Gail’s: A free sweet treat with any order. So I need to spend money to get my “free” middle class cake. Know your place pleb! (Well done for reaching another year in the pit etc)

Pitch an unnecessary sequel.

Lunch at Tiffany’s

Have Man City subbed their keeper/defence yet?

A very retro feel about listening to an Arsenal European away tie while it’s still light out. Just need the radio to adopt a more “telephone line” noise and against crack European opposition etc

Along with people posting a photo of his wife saying “I wish you’d punched that high in 86”

Toying with a thread about all of the “birthday freebies” I get from various apps I’ve given my data too… three so far and it’s a week away

Dave Hedgehog, Spudgun, Eddie Hitler and Richie Richard inspect their counterfeit notes operation.

'What's that on the tenner, Eddie?'
'That. Is Nigel Farage putting a dormouse up his urethra.'

Richard Keys blocked when when I asked if he fancied guesting on Betamax for An American Werewolf in London

Unmissable viewing

Tudor Cinema Club

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Tottenham playing tonight?

Whoa…
Is this Tudor as harsh with goalkeepers as he was with wives?

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Spurs

Strong recommend

G E N I U S
(Sitting here in shame after demolishing a whole bag in one go)

Genius or war crime? I DECIDE

Friendship appears to be the sending of Friends gifs and random time it appears on telly

👍👍

Watching Eternity. Should have checked the runtime first