He's the holder of the lucky egg.
22.02.2026 00:59
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He's the holder of the lucky egg.
Screenshot of Bluesky drafts folder with the same post, except with the word skeets instead of posts
If you're excited about the new drafts folder on Bluesky, you're definitely overthinking your posts.
Drawing of a skeletal Elf On The Shelf next to the words Touts Out #art #ElfOnTheShelf #ElfOnAShelf #Cartoon
End the child surveillance state
What's even funnier is that none of his three options happened 😂
He put forward 3 of 4 possibilities as being equally likely to occur but the fourth option is what actually happened: Rapid growth accompanied by a surge in inflation.
Claudia Sahm had him dead to rights, an absolute clown of a man.
Said this the last time around but in my late teens i played football with a lad who's friends all called him 'Moses' because he wore sandals once, when he was 9. Still dont know his real name to this day...
The day has finally arrived, as foretold by the ancient ones...
Looking forward to the next series of "Emily in Paris, Texas"
Keir Starmer: There's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom
"She's Turned the Weans Against Us"
Letterbox seems to have taken a lot of the Film & Tv reviews, if thats what you'rereviewing. Its pretty different to Medium though.
I’m Alan Partridge as Best Picture Nominees #Oscars2025
A thread:
I've been unable to stop singing along to that tune ever since Nick Mohammed incepted me with the true lyrics
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxv3...
Screenshot of @MuppetHistory's apology tweet. Captioned: Yeah bluesky is much more enjoyable than the other place but it still hasn't captured the magic of things like "Muppet fan account sexting scandal"
Photo of a yahoo.com article entitled: The 'Muppet History' social media scandal that no one saw coming
Bluesky post from user A.Marmot saying: "muppet history account allegations" is an especially cursed four word string
Bluesky post from user @gonebabygone.bsky.social which depicts Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy from 30 rock in conversation. Captioned: it's bad Lemon. The beloved Muppet History account has been Me Too'd. We're going through We Rate Dogs' history with a fine tooth comb.
In Bluesky the women come and go,
Talking of the muppet show.
A Spotify Wrapped story slide that says "January was your Goblincore Strut Forest phase"
Gif of Terry Crews character from Brooklyn Nine-Nine saying "What does that even mean?"
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
Just remember, when they do finally fall out, the media are going to call it Elongate. And it will drag on for aaages.
A coin-pusher machine at an arcade
Lemme talk to you about an exciting investment opportunity...
Another Irish election cycle and still no candidate promising to relocate Fencing Ireland's headquarters to Ongar. It's like they dont even want my vote.
The best thing about bluesky is that its all new, you can claim credit for absolutely anything here. That's one of the main reasons I invented it.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in internet traffic.