saw that large business had online help chat open for ~45 mins and the auto wait timer said 5 mins. so i put in my info and have been waiting... for 45 mins. what the fuck is even happening!!! do i even exist!!!
2 different companies that i’ve emailed to say that my orders were never delivered (1 large business, 1 small business, different delivery services), neither has responded. am i just fucking invisible or something???
and then mary shelley’s… ghost??? talks to her repeatedly after she reawakens as the bride. most of the time with a knock knock joke.
?!!?!!!??!?
THE GHOST OF MARY SHELLEY POSSESSES HER TO DO INSANE THINGS SO SHE CAN GET KILLED TO THEREFORE BECOME THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
i’m sorry i have to tell everybody because i feel like /i/ am going insane
the actual premise of the bride is SO STUPID that i would’ve walked out had i not decided on a 2 movie day. i… cannot.
Let's #AEWCollision!
Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso
yaaaaaay when i turn on my hot water it doesn't hit scalding and refused to go down (showering has been interesting lately) now to be horizontal
we're on day 2 of waiting around for plumbers to come around to investigate something affecting only 2 units on every floor. (ofc mine) i heard some guys in the hall a little bit ago and got excited but... nothing.
please sirs! i am but a sad migraine lady who wants to lay down and perhaps sleep!
a gallery wall of sports related fanart, above a pink couch
a gallery wall of assorted art and fanart above a green headboard and a bed
and updated new layouts!
fake prints for rookie cards for shane hollander and ilya rozanov in black picture frames. above them is another black frame that has a print that was “women belong in sports”
a print in the style of an old illuminated manuscript that says “to fuck around is human. to find out is divine.” the first capital T is a drawing of gritty wrapped in a flyers themed toga with a hockey stick. the page is also covered in orange leaves.
a print of drawings of much of the 2025 seattle mariners, all in various baseball related poses.
a small print in a red frame of a letter coming out of an envelope. the letter reads (in cursive), “relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw, you dumb bitch.” above that print is a print in a black frame of a drawing of all the various important character weapons used in the lord of the rings trilogy arranged on a green background. the one ring inscription is a border around the image.
important updates on both sides of the bedroom gallery walls
Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
there's a pneumatic tube room just off my pcp's office (on the 22nd floor!) and every time i pass by i contemplate breaking in leverage style just to see what's happening 😂
NOT RAPH CHESTANG IN MY THE PITT????????????????
lotrips, an orlando bloom message board, 11 or 12?
(it might have actually been pirates of the caribbean rpf. everything i was doing was just orlando bloom centric at the time. 🤷♀️)
movie theater ticket taker: okay you’re in theater 5.
oh wait! don’t forget your 3d glasses!
me: …i don’t think they made a 3d version of PILLION but okay sure
i’ve had the little tattoos on the back of my wrists since… 2015(?!) and still, at least once or twice a month, stop and go, “wait, what the fuck was that?” 😂
bailey and i just did for the first time last week. we’ve been best friends since… 2005? and we only did because she was drunk on vacation and REALLY wanted me to know what patisserie she was at in paris. 😂
although somewhere in my sleepy haze i dreamed that CZECHOSLOVAKIA won gold and even then was lucid enough to be like, "you know, i don't think that's right."
wow, i'm really not built for morning sports 💤
where is the list called “i will vote for you if you don’t fucking text me (and have a modicum of decent politics)” and how do i sign up for it
a billboard promoting harry styles’ new album release, kiss all the time, disco occasionally from across the street.
half of the billboard promoting harry styles’ new album, kiss all the time, disco occasionally. there’s a brick building in the foreground and a long straight 4 lane street
no idea when this billboard by my apartment changed, but i did do a comical double take in the middle of the street. why be free of the members of 1d when you can be trapped in hell forever!! (see also: the view of it from my balcony lol)
noooooooooooooo beloved psych is retiring and it sounds like she's being forced out too 😰😰😰
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
💜💜💜
anyways, i hope your day is going better, friends. i'm going back to bed.
-had open can of energy drink in basket, completely covered all groceries
-they're doing work on our pipes today, so i can't wash groceries/reusable bags/cart basket lining. EVERYTHING smells like fake watermelon energy drink.
-migraine got worse again, now with added shin bruises
forced myself to grocery store despite lingering migraine, only to wipe out on a crack in the ground literally 5 ft from my front door.
-warped frame of my little granny shopping cart, which now needs to be replaced (was already bent when i acquired it in 2020; rip good soldier)
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
right!! so many hours on those flash games
