travis

Do you mean MINDcraft

Do you want to come over and try to sing One Day More with me?

A butt

Anime is real and it’s my friend

They should let you come pick up your package at the sorting facility

Standing around waiting for FedEx

Let’s not have a sniffle, let’s have a bloody good cry

Pretending to read before bed when I’m really looking at my phone

Cheers with a French dip sandwich

Tasmanian angel

What if bears had big fluffy tails

Apollonia Merriweather

What’s the realistic timeline for weed getting out of your system if you were a daily user for a long while and then tapered down to nothing. It’s been over 30 days but I’m still scared I’ll not get this job if they drug test

It was just like a ten day beard so it’s whatever. Easy come easy go. I still have a mustache

I shaved my beard

Hat: backwards
Mulan soundtrack: on

Gloom, the weed pokemon

Oh yes the SGPU

I think this too lol. I usually text my mom

Armageddon the movie

Frickin heck yeah

Lotta DINKs on the internet

Let’s get dangerous

Thank you maybe

It’s funny that the master and margarita by bulgakov is right next to tales from margaritaville by jimmy Buffett at the used bookstore. Like alphabetically it makes sense but also the titles

Putting a kindle in my pocket is male privilege

Like I finished a book and then immediately saw some spoilers for the series

I hate when someone makes a reel with spoilers for a book series I’m reading and my algorithm is like “you’re reading this series so you’ll like this reel”

I don’t like it. I’m mad