Dylan

i once heard a server at a restaurant above where i worked say TEM PYER UH and it broke every single japanese bone in my body then shoved me down the stairs

look up the Uloboridae family 🙂 i was fortunate enough to see a species from said family out in the wild!

incorrect. there are plenty of spiders that are eaten in various countries. as far as venomous is concerned though, there are a few species which lack venom glands entirely. 😜

It's fun that the guys who randomly reply to benign posts with political stuff turn into sephiroth when you ask them why the fuck they did that. It happens every time and they're SO arch, like you just caught the math teacher taking a shit in a trash can and he asks if you have a hall pass

"your call is very important to us. please enjoy this 40 min flute" @myjesusjam [pic of guy playing flute]

Can't we skip the flute part and just tell me you've denied my claim already

unfortunately for everyone involved, i am alive.