"The Zone 5b Zephyrs are going to totally win the inter-zonal sportsball game this year!"
20.08.2025 13:16
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"The Zone 5b Zephyrs are going to totally win the inter-zonal sportsball game this year!"
"This is a gourd-fearing zone, built on gourd-fearing values!"
"If you don't like that we grow watermelons in February, you should just leave!"
Imagine how silly it would seem if all our prejudices and petty rivalries were based on hardiness planting zones.
I just ran into my fifth unique Brian of the day. It's like I'm at a convention for dyslexic zombies 🧠
Please. More @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social on @thedailyshow.com. I love this show, but I haven't laughed this much in years 🤣
Every major retailer in the US thinking we won't notice:
"SALE! We're discounting things by the difference between last week's base price vs. the base price for the duration of the sale."
Beer can with Schafe, the German word for sheep on it.
What are the chances that in the latest episodes of both Poker Face and Law and Order Organized Crime characters are drinking this same beer. Beer which I'm 99% certain is a made up brand prop based on the Schlitz logo because I can't find any reference to it anywhere!
Just call me Eagle Eye 😉
My package being in the continental divide sounds a bit vague, but I suppose it's better than the Marianas Trench 🤷
The "Save for Later" icon in @menards-store.bsky.social 's cart is a floppy disc. Possibly even a 5" one! Can't help wondering if this means anything at all to anyone under 40 😄
This is why you should always hire trusted professionals; that's clearly not a good foundation for a storage building.
Just heard Chris Cornell's cover of Guns n' Roses' "Patience". Thanks goodness that guy can do no more damage!
Whoever reinvented TV dinners by charging three times as much to send the raw ingredients through the mail and calling it "Meal Delivery" was a diabolical genius.
So glad I rushed to get to this appointment that was supposed to have started 20 minutes ago.
Ah, yes. Of course. I see it now. That's the stem of the pumpkin?
As someone who speaks American as a second language, I'm often confused when people use the term "co-ed" in non-educational settings.
E.g. surely "a co-ed football team" is "a football team" and it's only necessary to be more specific when a gender is excluded?
So embarrassing being in Europe when people know I live in the US. The American people have handed the keys to a narcissistic fool and deserve everything that's coming.
Ever noticed how Trump always asks someone else to read or explain the documents he's presented with? I swear this man can't read! youtu.be/QptBi_cEs60?...
You'd be surprised, AllState: my expectations are pretty low, so...
Yeah, I'll get right on that!
I'm no fan of The Pope or Trump, but the spectacle of watching the latter try to act like a grown up while attending the funeral of the former will be something to behold. Only sad that it couldn't be the other way around.
Documenting the process of navigating a flaky application for my colleagues. Is creative technical writing a thing?
Certainly not top of the list, but one of the most stupid things about this is that - of all the countries with red, white, and blue flags - USA is not the first one that most people would think of.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Reddit appears to be rolling out it's next round of enshittification. My feed now contains more recommendations that followed feeds. This includes the subreddit for every mid-sized city in the US because I've "shown interest in a similar community" i.e. my mid-sized city.
Taken at @pyramidschemegr.bsky.social
Loved seeing random beardo enjoying himself so much at The Dirty Nil tonight. I related so hard to headbanging the glasses off the face.
Post asking if that's today to demonstrate sportsball disinterest.
Let me try that 😂
sudo owls !important
