as a responsible dog owner, you know i always am carrying around a bag full of poop, normally and not in preparation for any malfeasance or hijinks
11.03.2026 19:35
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as a responsible dog owner, you know i always am carrying around a bag full of poop, normally and not in preparation for any malfeasance or hijinks
sorry, senator, to be clear: fired into the sun, right?
i'm sure you've thought this through! probably no surprises germane to your organization's mission hiding in plain sight!
i would love to. back in high school, mrs hayo's mom worked in the same building as tiahrt's office and we'd make a special trip to spit on his door when we visited
i'd just like to do a little cathartic heckling, is all i'm saying. an american tradition, a return to the old ways, if you will
as a guy with a passion for political history, i wish i lived in a city where i could spot hegseth or vance or leavitt just walking around or trying to eat dinner with their sicko family and friends
if you're following the "did jesus actually exist" dust up in one corner of this site, i can confidently assure you that "it does not matter in the slightest to jesus"
you must be driving in my city. pretty much a rule that you better wait five seconds before hitting the gas on a green, and if you're a pedestrian trying to cross the street on a walk signal, god help you
i'm no football fan, so grain of salt and all, but completely unsurprising that the most fascist-inflected sport finds its way towards more fascist inflections
just realized i renamed the defunct machine, but fortunately stayed within the same field of poindexter-adjacent naming, so i'll take the half-point for effort
easy! just log into the pemberto--oh no!
would love to but seems to be defunct, alas
penfieldmoodorgan.com
why should you feel things? life should be smooth like goo
after all this time, hier gebeur still groots my dinge
"don't like living? try simply dying!" is how i read this
more thinking maybe it actually did
hard to fathom fucking up your one life so hard that you're a grown adult wearing too-big shoes that your nazi daddy made you wear because he thinks you're a total joke.
cosmic levels of depravity and humiliating abjectness on display right now, it's horrifying.
i am quite good at smoking. i can also hokd my breath for a while so i’ll just go ahead and mark cave diving complete while i’m at it
i might be great at it though
blaming (non) voters for anything while totally sweeping under the rug the millions of ways enfranchisment is throttled, or flat out denied, by the government and capital is sure something
i need to remember miso soup more often. i always have the ingredients, and it would be a perfect meal most nights. i also love how packed with tofu yours is.
should i learn how to gamble
what weapons did jesus suggest we buy? i mean, i understand that's not the most egregious point in that post but lol i must have missed the gun show outside the temple
i get americans are thuggish and brutal and must be patronized with anti-war messaging like "gas too high now" but it is frankly offensive that these dem politicians are not flat out acknowledging that trump/hegseth is literally slaughtering thousands of people for fun. it's disgusting.
see, i didn't really know any of this stuff! i am vaguely aware he's dead, died in a helicopter, and was a pretty good basketball player. friends with shaq? idk
now i am aware that i don't follow a single kobe fan, or at least not one brave enough to admit it haha
i watch sports on my own time and without a lot of other people, so i wasn't really aware until last night of how much people don't care for kobe lol
this is one of the most pathetic things i’ve ever seen in my life
having been to the fabled tokyo 7-11s, i assure you i'm not a freak about the egg sandwiches like so many tiktok travel accounts, however, i did subsist on the pickled plum onigiri while there, and definitely pine for them most days
today is the day
