Oh, thanks. I must have missed/forgotten about that.

Footballers' names in things. Which earnest Premier League manager is mentioned approx 1m50 into 90s one-hit-wonder Lisa Loeb's song 'Stay'?

And why can you only 'put through' your own net, not your opponent's net? What does it even mean here?

The commentator was 'Tony Lockwood' (whoever that is), according to this icdb.tv/match/238534...

Surely we can't be having shots 'ruled out? (May have been intentional, because of how boring the game was)

Just look at his face

An good read, as always, but it was Darren Ambrose on co-comms, not Jobi McAnuff. McAnuff does seem to be everywhere but, for once, it wasn't him.