mum I'm a rapper, peace
10.03.2026 10:06
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mum I'm a rapper, peace
spineless and tagless, like a g-machine
call me ecologist cuz my threads are green
I'm the laziest motherfucker this world has seen
I'm the lambda king, who wants to be my queen?
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I took a trip down the memory lane, ddr prices are insane, who's to blame? I need a name, someone who can claim the responsibility for the computational hostility. The Institute facility needs semiconductors, 17 nuclear reactors and space to hire 100 Haskell contractors.
:( should I remove it
the only good client, honestly
constant dreams of consing streams, memory filled to brims, lazy rivers full of impure sins. threads green, scheduler spins all cores, the coolant drips, chips melting left and right, Jensen weeps. monadic trips where c++ devs come to grips with notion of objects so unfamiliar
youtu.be/EZPzwDFeZjM
Beautiful idea. May I suggest full version on the relaxing mandatory session music in the background? on.soundcloud.com/lSQf1qfoygre...
I wasn't proud of the first stout that came out of my microbrewery. I was hoping for notes of oak, of cherry and all I've got was a blend of bland hops, hopelessly little alcohol and a headache that required two paracetamols
the functional crew has been through a couple of schisms; grab a cold brew, we'll make it through, like we always did
trivial differences or greed, they breed in our minds, behaving like we're different kinds, not being nice, what for?
let's bury the hatchet and hate C, peace.
Well done, Operative.
As the head of the ITSMR I am happy to hear the glowing review.
Please remember to complete the mandatory session at your earliest convenience typememetics.institute/mandatory_op...
capitalism needs human desperation.
desperation to chase more and more manufactured needs, wanting the latest, to make more cash, to consume more
socialism needs humans to starve them to death lol
17, it just had a ring to it
asking llm about a topic I know a lot about; haha stupid clanker, useless toy
asking llm about a topic I know nothing about: wow, so useful, I'm learning so fast
glenn mann amnesia, clanker edition
nominal structure of my type system is structural and not nominal because naming is hard and I didn't want to be the structural reason for devs being nominated to come up with new names all the time
ai caramba
how so?
we need a slur for devs obsessing over unnecessary performance optimisations
ffmpeg-rs fundraising initiative: help us fund rust rewrite of one of the most important libraries of all the time! typememetics.institute/fundraiser/f...
please share, thanks!
check it out on soundcloud: soundcloud.com/one-happy-fell…
or some rando automatically generated music video with lyrics: https://youtu.be/wlbio_EyUUU
ya boi dropped a rap single, it's called Riddle Master
full of programming riddles, can you guess all four answers?
enjoyyyy
the real type safety is the errors we caught along the way
distrusting machines is healthy, especially lisp machines
they're always schemeing
creating is hard, extraction is automated. take what's left in the bodies of struggling people, suck it out, convert it into option grants, so that a dev can get a shoebox SF apartment and feel like his changing the world
and he's right, he's changing it. but I wish he would stop.
"$2.7 dollars of gluttony for sale! who'll bid more!", yells out an auction bot
"a teenager with developing gambling addiction, which game with surprise mechanisms is going to drag him down? $3.1 only!"
chatgpt ads announcement reminded me of my old post: we instruct demons to direct people's attention to gambling, fast food, porn, fast fashion, payday loans, to the brink of hell
we took vice, lust, gluttony, greed and securitised it, packaged it up
there's a priest in Rome who lives on a top of a mountain so high, nobody but him is able to climb there
they call him the Inaccessible Cardinal
